Esmer wants to know!

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:12 am

Esmer wrote:good lord, what have I DONE?

You and the Colonials.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:13 am

play ball with baal, or he will have your balls!

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:17 am

sgt.null wrote:play ball with baal, or he will have your balls!

Why do you keep worshiping these false idols? It makes God angry.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:48 am

Isa. 59:18. "According to their deeds, accordingly he will repay fury to his adversaries."

Isa. 66:15. "For behold, the Lord will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire."

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:34 am

If convincing the world that he did not exist was the greatest thing Satan ever did, would it also follow that he convinced us Hell does not as well?

2 Timothy 3:1-7:

1This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

3Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

4Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

5Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

6For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

the question is: Are we actually in it?

Post by **Montresor** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:44 am

Esmer wrote: If convincing the world that he did not exist was the greatest thing Satan ever did, would it also follow that he convinced us Hell does not as well?

Supposing firstly the existence of the Devil: I think Hell's existence was optional to the argument. i.e. remove Satan and you can still conceive of Hell. Indeed, the existence of Hell as a pre-assumed place may in fact have aided the idea that Satan himself was redundant.

Esmer wrote: the question is: Are we actually in it?

Yes.

The real question, however, is: Is the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled convincing himself that he did not exist?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:50 am

assuming that were so, it would certainly be a mean trick.

Next Question wrote:WHO DUNNIT - Genesis

Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it X or Z?

Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it X or Z?

Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it X or Z?

Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?

Who dunnit?

I didn't, I, I didn't do it....

Oh but we know, we
know, we know...

So was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it X or Z?

Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it X or Z?

Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it X or Z?

Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Was it you or was it me?

Who dunnit?

I, I, I didn't, I didn't do it...

But we know, we know, we know...
Yeah we don't know, we
don't know, we don't
know...
We all know, we all
know, we all know...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:50 pm

No. Hell must exist, since we know that muzaq made from country music is its soundtrack.

dw

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:30 pm

I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:29 pm

He looks....completed.... with a pitchfork.

Did you hear spangles of destiny as you completed this work?

dw

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:47 pm

for you dw...

David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car
youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling
youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

David Hasselhoff "Secret Agent Man"
youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&feature=related

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:35 am

Esmer wrote:is "crescent fresh" analogous to "new moon"?

*ahem*

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:46 am

Post by **[Syl]** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:28 pm

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:58 am

Enis Esmer (born December 29, 1978 in Ankara, Turkey) is a Canadian actor and comedian. He first came to prominence as the host of Toronto 1's shortlived variety series The Toronto Show in 2003. More recently, he has had roles in television series such as Tilt, Queer as Folk and Billable Hours, as well as films such as Welcome to Mooseport, The Cheetah Girls and The Path to 9/11.

Post by **Marv** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:03 am

Esmer wrote:is "crescent fresh" analogous to "new moon"?

No. End of story.

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:53 am

heh.

thanx Syl!

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:46 pm

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:54 am

niiiiice sarge!

Esmer wants to know: is everyone familiar with the term "green with envy"?

Post by **Montresor** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:57 am

Esmer wrote:
Esmer wants to know: is everyone familiar with the term "green with envy"?

Only by contrast.

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