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A Blonde's Year in Review

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January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December ; ;
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
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Very silly, Vain. :P
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:haha:

Awesome, Av, btw.
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Post by matrixman »

Actually, when I think about it, I'd say it requires some pretty clever mental gymnastics to arrive at those alternative approaches to doing things. So if Blonde means Creative Thinking, works for me!
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I've seen some videos of blondes that show ... er ... creativity!! :biggrin:
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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No doubt you have, sir. No doubt you have...
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The Emotional Leper has room for only one blonde in his heart, which is saying alot, considering how tiny it is, and how much he hates blondes.

Of course, I have some very fond memories of being blonde.
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Emotional Leper wrote:The Emotional Leper has room for only one blonde in his heart.
Is that blonde who I think it is?
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Linden Avery.
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Ahh, a Donaldson reference, I assume? I've never read any of his stuff . . .
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Montressor wrote:Ahh, a Donaldson reference, I assume? I've never read any of his stuff . . .
And now, Gaius, I throw you into a bulkhead.
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Ouch! Next time wait until I have my glasses off!
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