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You, like Obi-Wan Kenobi, are a big fat liar.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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Which is further proof I didn't write it, because I give nothing away for free!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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It wasn't worth the original price! Damn inflation!!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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www.lulu.com/content/1830971iamarobot wrote:I'll give it a read!
I have modified the book site so that you can download it free of charge.
Enjoy
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"

"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
Why bother reading a book you didn't write?aTOMiC wrote:Cail wrote:I laughed. I cried. It's better than Cats.
Yay! We have another quote for the back cover of the book.
Thanks Cail!!!!!
By the way, how did you end up reading the book?
In any case you NAILED the review.
That's exactly how I felt when I read it.
Its true. I didn't write a word of it. Dan did it all.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Some early local reviews:
* that was obviously an error on their part; all I did was write a dedication and make the cover and map. I didn't write the bloody book!Land O'Lakes Daily Herald: "Cummins and Southard* prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is the golden age of publishing; literally anything makes it to print nowadays!"
Venice Post: "This book is a major victory for the illiterate."
Tampa Bay Journal: "Amazing book. We honestly didn't know!"
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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FYI. Regarding the book I didn't write. I just had to upload a revision. I've re paginated the format and added one extra chapter.
Don't miss out on this new and improved version of the story I didn't write.
BTW dAN. Judging by the reviews I'm glad to see the Tampa Bay area clearly understands what it is we've created here.
Don't miss out on this new and improved version of the story I didn't write.

BTW dAN. Judging by the reviews I'm glad to see the Tampa Bay area clearly understands what it is we've created here.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"

"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
I'm on page 52 and I can't put it down.
Which is really awkward as I'm reading it on my desktop terminal at work, and people keep asking me why I'm holding my computer. It's going to be an issue when I try to take it with me for my morning constitutional.
Which is really awkward as I'm reading it on my desktop terminal at work, and people keep asking me why I'm holding my computer. It's going to be an issue when I try to take it with me for my morning constitutional.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
- dANdeLION
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Too bad you're not paper trained, Cail. My suggestion is for you to print the entire book out on the company printer, one-sided, of course. Then, when you finish the book, flush it downs the toilet.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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I'd rather flush the terminal.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
- dANdeLION
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To each his own.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
I'd share, but I think it'd be awkward with a group in the commode.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
Thanks to the film The Sixth Sense, consumers of all fictional media; be it TV, films, or books, have come to expect a plot twist at the climax of the story. Some, like the aforementioned film, become the stuff of legends; a part of the shared social lexicon. Others are doomed to be pedestrian copycats; pale imitations of the truly creative.
The Flower of Doom, a new short novel from Thomas Cummins and Danny Southard is firmly in the former group. It is, of course, not surprising that there's a plot twist (and I won't dare spoil it for the uninitiated). What is shocking is how well the twist is integrated into the narrative. When it comes, it is completely unexpected, yet seamlessly works with the story (unlike, say The Village).
Without giving away the secret, I can say that the cast of characters is large but well fleshed-out (especially the marvelously realized Larry Pernish), the locations are breathtakingly drawn, and the scope of the story can only be described as epic.
Like The Sixth Sense, I found myself starting the journey again the second I finished it, breathlessly looking for clues to the devious twist. Repeated readings do not diminish the impact of the story in the least.
And I think that's the highest praise you can give a book. No twist here, I highly recommend the engaging The Flower of Doom.
The Flower of Doom, a new short novel from Thomas Cummins and Danny Southard is firmly in the former group. It is, of course, not surprising that there's a plot twist (and I won't dare spoil it for the uninitiated). What is shocking is how well the twist is integrated into the narrative. When it comes, it is completely unexpected, yet seamlessly works with the story (unlike, say The Village).
Without giving away the secret, I can say that the cast of characters is large but well fleshed-out (especially the marvelously realized Larry Pernish), the locations are breathtakingly drawn, and the scope of the story can only be described as epic.
Like The Sixth Sense, I found myself starting the journey again the second I finished it, breathlessly looking for clues to the devious twist. Repeated readings do not diminish the impact of the story in the least.
And I think that's the highest praise you can give a book. No twist here, I highly recommend the engaging The Flower of Doom.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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