this should only get more hilarious by the minute! I can't wait to see what else someone comes up with! 
Celebrity Kevin's DeathWatch!
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Emotional Leper vs. High Lord Tolkien
Contains FR spoilers.
Contains FR spoilers.
Spoiler
Announcer: Here today in the Celebrity DeathWatch Deathosium, we have a very special grudge match. To Love Linden, or to really, really, particularly, v. v. not love Linden? That is the question that has divided Donaldson fans for years. Today, we have rabid Linden, uh,
Announcer is distracted by EL placing a blonde wig and a white gold ring on a chain on a blow up doll
Announcer: - Linden, uh. Oh boy. Fanatic, yes, today we have rabid Linden, uh,
Announcer is further distracted by EL and the blow up doll.
Announcer: Uh, Linden Fanatic Emotional Leper, squaring off against that THOOLAH icon, High Lord Tolkien.
High Lord Tolkien waves various large posters of his many various Linden-bashing avatars to the crowd, blowing a kiss to an audience member with a sign reading, "What part of the Chronicles of THOMAS COVENANT do you not understand?!"
Judge Lucimay: Alright, boys. I want a good, clean fight. I don't want none of this.
Judge Lucimay pokes out EL's eye, to High Lord Tolkien's amusement.
Emotional Leper: OUCH! What do I look like, a Haruchai?!
Judge Lucimay: And absolutely none of this!
Judge Lucimay hacks off two of HLT's fingers with a cleaver.
High Lord Tolkien: Oh God! Linden paid you off for this, didn't she!
Judge Lucimay hands HLT a note, which he opens, and reads slowly, looking around nervously.
High Lord Tolkien: And... absolutely... uh... what's this word?
HLT hands the note to EL.
Emotional Leper: Uh, And... Absolutely...
EL pauses, looking around at the audience, then to HLT, and Lucimay.
Emotional Leper: And, uh, absolutely... I think it's... uh, yeah... Absolutely... nom of... this...
The Deathosium shakes and trembles, and then screams fill the audience as a corner of the building is demolished.
Announcer: Is that? Yes, it is! Everyone's favourite Sandgorgon, Nom!
HLT: Don't say it!
Announcer: Yes, a crowd favourite, Nom hadn't been seen --
HLT: Stop saying it!
Nom, meanwhile, has beaten Emotional Leper into bloody pulp.
Announcer: Ever since he decided to go on Iron Chef, using Raver as the Secret Ingrediant. Nom --
HLT: For the Love of GOD, STOP SAYING IT!
Announcer: Saying what?
HLT: Nom!
Nom then proceeds to pummel HLT and the Announcer into bloody pulps.
Judge Lucimay: And the winner is, ME!
Announcer is distracted by EL placing a blonde wig and a white gold ring on a chain on a blow up doll
Announcer: - Linden, uh. Oh boy. Fanatic, yes, today we have rabid Linden, uh,
Announcer is further distracted by EL and the blow up doll.
Announcer: Uh, Linden Fanatic Emotional Leper, squaring off against that THOOLAH icon, High Lord Tolkien.
High Lord Tolkien waves various large posters of his many various Linden-bashing avatars to the crowd, blowing a kiss to an audience member with a sign reading, "What part of the Chronicles of THOMAS COVENANT do you not understand?!"
Judge Lucimay: Alright, boys. I want a good, clean fight. I don't want none of this.
Judge Lucimay pokes out EL's eye, to High Lord Tolkien's amusement.
Emotional Leper: OUCH! What do I look like, a Haruchai?!
Judge Lucimay: And absolutely none of this!
Judge Lucimay hacks off two of HLT's fingers with a cleaver.
High Lord Tolkien: Oh God! Linden paid you off for this, didn't she!
Judge Lucimay hands HLT a note, which he opens, and reads slowly, looking around nervously.
High Lord Tolkien: And... absolutely... uh... what's this word?
HLT hands the note to EL.
Emotional Leper: Uh, And... Absolutely...
EL pauses, looking around at the audience, then to HLT, and Lucimay.
Emotional Leper: And, uh, absolutely... I think it's... uh, yeah... Absolutely... nom of... this...
The Deathosium shakes and trembles, and then screams fill the audience as a corner of the building is demolished.
Announcer: Is that? Yes, it is! Everyone's favourite Sandgorgon, Nom!
HLT: Don't say it!
Announcer: Yes, a crowd favourite, Nom hadn't been seen --
HLT: Stop saying it!
Nom, meanwhile, has beaten Emotional Leper into bloody pulp.
Announcer: Ever since he decided to go on Iron Chef, using Raver as the Secret Ingrediant. Nom --
HLT: For the Love of GOD, STOP SAYING IT!
Announcer: Saying what?
HLT: Nom!
Nom then proceeds to pummel HLT and the Announcer into bloody pulps.
Judge Lucimay: And the winner is, ME!
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i am liking this game!!
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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I'll wait, as I have a spoiler fetish and won't risk it in the slightest. but it had better be good and worth the wait!Emotional Leper wrote:Actually, looking back on it, I Don't think it does have FR spoilers in it. I was going to end it differently in the beginning, but, uh, even then, it would have been ROTE spoilers, I think.Esmer wrote:DAMMITALL!!!I have GOT to get off my ass and go.get.that.book!
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I see my plan is working purr-fectly.Esmer wrote:I'll wait, as I have a spoiler fetish and won't risk it in the slightest. but it had better be good and worth the wait!Emotional Leper wrote:Actually, looking back on it, I Don't think it does have FR spoilers in it. I was going to end it differently in the beginning, but, uh, even then, it would have been ROTE spoilers, I think.Esmer wrote:DAMMITALL!!!
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