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Esmer,

WHY am I not ALLOWED to be HAPPY?
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Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer,

WHY am I not ALLOWED to be HAPPY?
Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.
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Esmer,
Esmer wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer,

WHY am I not ALLOWED to be HAPPY?
Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.
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WTH?

Are you trying to teach ME about ATTACHMENT?
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Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer,
Esmer wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer,

WHY am I not ALLOWED to be HAPPY?
Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.
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WTH?

Are you trying to teach ME about ATTACHMENT?
No. I answer questions that you ask me. People can be attached to themselves too. There is another word for it. 8)
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Is that word, "Recognising the most important thing in the Two Universes?"
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Why, why, why, Delilah?
"For the love of God, Montresor!"
"Yes," I said, "for the love of God!" - Edgar Allan Poe, The Cask of Amontillado.

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Montressor wrote:Why, why, why, Delilah?
Did you have your knife in your hand?
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Emotional Leper wrote:
Did you have your knife in your hand?
No, then I think I'd have to say something like: "Ohhh, Bill, what 'ave you dun now...?"

And I generally prefer bricks and mortar as my method of murder. Amontillado is, of course, the preferred bait.
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Can a pregnant woman drive in the carpool lane?
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Zenlunatic wrote:Can a pregnant woman drive in the carpool lane?
No. Women can't drive. 8)
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Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Can a pregnant woman drive in the carpool lane?
No. Women can't drive. 8)
Unfortunately that doesn't stop them though. (hides with Esmer).
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You better hide. :evil: ;)
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Why I oughta.... straight to the moon Esmer, straight to the moon. :twisted:
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What came first the can or the can opener?
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Zenlunatic wrote:What came first the can or the can opener?
The nature of human ingenuity has always been to create something they could not use then have to create another way just to use it. The can came first of course. Then came a smashed can. 8)
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Are "Slow Children At Play" signs cruel?
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Zenlunatic wrote:Are "Slow Children At Play" signs cruel?
Only if you tell them. 8)
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Can a schizophrenic drive in the carpool lane?
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Zenlunatic wrote:Can a schizophrenic drive in the carpool lane?
Which one? 8)
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