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It's an acronym. I will not translate.

Michelle Trachtenberg - She's only a month younger than I!
Emma Watson.
Laura Dern
Jennifer Morrison
Julianne Nicholson
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Ahem...teetering a lil close to the line on this one aren't we EL?
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storm wrote:Ahem...teetering a lil close to the line on this one aren't we EL?
So, it's okay to have a thread about CHEATING ON YOUR PARTNER with Celebrities, but not a thread about not cheating because you don't have a partner with a celebrity.
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My mistake...i saw emma watson's name and mistook the C in your acronym for "child" and not "celebrity".
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storm wrote:My mistake...i saw emma watson's name and mistook the C in your acronym for "child" and not "celebrity".
That was my thinking until I got to Laura Dern.
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I apparently need to get out more...the only name in that list i recognize is Emma Watson.
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Dammit. Wrong person. That should read Emma Caufield.

[edit] Also, Emma Watson is three months away from turning 18. That's hardly a child.
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Natalie Portman :swoon:
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Anne Sophie Mutter
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What is it about violin's that is so damn sexy...nice choice Prebe.
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Storm wrote:What is it about violin's that is so damn sexy...nice choice Prebe.
Thanks, I like to think so. Notice the phallic inclination of the bow ;)

(cellos are even better, but I have always been partial to Mutter (those who know a little German will think that is funny)
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Prebe wrote:
Storm wrote:What is it about violin's that is so damn sexy...nice choice Prebe.
Thanks, I like to think so. Notice the phallic inclination of the bow ;)
From the angle I'd say it looks like she has a penis.

Which is fine if you like that sort of thing....i'm just saying........ :lol:
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Emotional Leper wrote:Jennifer Morrison
Brunette Jennifer Morrison or Blonde Jennifer Morrison?
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Apparantly this guy likes Jennifer Aniston.
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wayfriend wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:Jennifer Morrison
Brunette Jennifer Morrison or Blonde Jennifer Morrison?
Both of them.

At the same time.

A Jennifer Morrison Sammich, you might say.
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It's Celebrities I'd Like to Fart on, right?
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Zenlunatic wrote:It's Celebrities I'd Like to Fart on, right?
Celebrities I'd Like to Frack.
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I would not know what to say if I met her, I would most likely end up stammering something like "holy s**t, you're so hot" and would end up being escorted off the premises. BTW, that is Kari Byron from Mythbusters.
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Emotional Leper wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:It's Celebrities I'd Like to Fart on, right?
Celebrities I'd Like to Frack.
Frack? As in frackification?
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Jeanine Garafalo.
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