CILF Thread

[Sunbaneglasses]

Sarah Silverman is beautiful.

[emotional leper]

Yes. Sarah Silverman and her sister.

[sgt.null]

Laura...

[Prebe]

Notice the phallic inclination of the bow

From the angle I'd say it looks like she has a penis.

Which was sort of what I was saying in my own very pretentious way

[sgt.null]

gina gershon

[Prebe]

Uuuuuhhhh! She' nice sarge!

[CovenantJr]

Uuuuuhhhh!

[Prebe]

That probably should have been double O's and noy U's CJ

[Sunbaneglasses]

I would like to introduce you to the most beautiful creature on the face of the earth: www.youtube.com/user/festouverture

Be sure to press play.

[sgt.null]

[CovenantJr]

I would like to introduce you to the most beautiful creature on the face of the earth: www.youtube.com/user/festouverture

Be sure to press play.

I like her voice.

[wayfriend]

She should get a posthumous mention. I'm sure EL would have put her on his list.

Killing of glamour model-bodyguard stuns Moscow



MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- Anna Loginova was, for many Russians, a feminine icon -- bridging the glamorous world of modeling and the murky depths of Russian crime.

Anna Loginova is photographed in one of her last shoots for the Russian edition of Maxim magazine.

But this week, the stunning Loginova became a victim of the criminals she made sure could not get to her millionaire clients. She was killed trying to stop a thief stealing her own car on a busy Moscow street.

As a glamour model, 29-year-old Loginova often appeared on the covers of Russian magazines, scantily clad. She fronted advertisements for high-profile brands in Russia, like the German carmaker BMW.

But behind the glossy images, Loginova had another profession: She was an experienced bodyguard, trained in martial arts, commanding high prices to protect Russia's wealthy elite. One notable client was Russian boxer Kostya Tszyu.

[emotional leper]

She should get a posthumous mention. I'm sure EL would have put her on his list.

Killing of glamour model-bodyguard stuns Moscow



MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- Anna Loginova was, for many Russians, a feminine icon -- bridging the glamorous world of modeling and the murky depths of Russian crime.

Anna Loginova is photographed in one of her last shoots for the Russian edition of Maxim magazine.

But this week, the stunning Loginova became a victim of the criminals she made sure could not get to her millionaire clients. She was killed trying to stop a thief stealing her own car on a busy Moscow street.

As a glamour model, 29-year-old Loginova often appeared on the covers of Russian magazines, scantily clad. She fronted advertisements for high-profile brands in Russia, like the German carmaker BMW.

But behind the glossy images, Loginova had another profession: She was an experienced bodyguard, trained in martial arts, commanding high prices to protect Russia's wealthy elite. One notable client was Russian boxer Kostya Tszyu.

If the body is well enough preserved, she's still on the list.

[emotional leper]

Additions to my list:

Morgan Webb (But only under very particular circumstances.)
Ariana Richards
Cyndi Lauper (Blondie, right?)
Joan Jett
All of the Donnas. At once.

That's right. The EL has graduated to fivesomes.

[Prebe]

Cyndi Lauper (Blondie, right?)

No, that's Debbie Harry

[emotional leper]

Cyndi Lauper (Blondie, right?)

No, that's Debbie Harry

DAMMIT.

[Metatro- Er, Megatron]Google, you have failed me yet again.[/Megatron]

[Sunbaneglasses]

I would like to introduce you to the most beautiful creature on the face of the earth: www.youtube.com/user/festouverture

Be sure to press play.

I like her voice.

Oh yeah, that is a big part of it.

[sgt.null]