I need some advise
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Sunbaneglasses
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I need some advise
I got a call from Chuck Norris today. It was a recording of Chuck asking me to vote for Mike Huckabee in tomorrows Republican primary. Here is my question: Was this a request or an order? What could happen to me if I vote for Obama in the Democratic primary as I had planned to do?
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Mortice Root
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I think it depends on how Chuck's statement was phrased. Oh, and whether or not he knows where you live..... 
"The plural of antecdotes is not evidence."
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Driving down the razor's edge between the past and the future
Turn up the music and smile
Get carried away on the songs and stories of vanished times
Unless you want your jaw shattered by a roundhouse kick, I suggest you do as he asks.
Or you could simply off yourself first, that way you wouldn't have to vote against your conscience.
Or you could simply off yourself first, that way you wouldn't have to vote against your conscience.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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If Chuck delivers a roundhouse, its not pain, but death that you will feel.
...publicly, i would not promote either Obama or Huckabee, if Chuck comes to your house to ask you, say nothing...then hope he can't know what you actually vote for inside the booth.
...publicly, i would not promote either Obama or Huckabee, if Chuck comes to your house to ask you, say nothing...then hope he can't know what you actually vote for inside the booth.
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
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F.E.M.A. "Ferocious Educational Medical Aptitude" -Esmer
"Honestly; by the end of the Chronicles Lord Foul isn't going to be the Despiser anymore (we all knew he had to come to an end), however I find it vexing that the only reason is because he feels unworthy of the title and resigns to let Linden take his badge, Illearth Stone, and the keys to Linden's Creche."-Revan
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Sunbaneglasses
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I don't see any of the millions of ninjas he's killed getting due process...so not likely.
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
F.E.M.A. "Ferocious Educational Medical Aptitude" -Esmer
"Honestly; by the end of the Chronicles Lord Foul isn't going to be the Despiser anymore (we all knew he had to come to an end), however I find it vexing that the only reason is because he feels unworthy of the title and resigns to let Linden take his badge, Illearth Stone, and the keys to Linden's Creche."-Revan
F.E.M.A. "Ferocious Educational Medical Aptitude" -Esmer
"Honestly; by the end of the Chronicles Lord Foul isn't going to be the Despiser anymore (we all knew he had to come to an end), however I find it vexing that the only reason is because he feels unworthy of the title and resigns to let Linden take his badge, Illearth Stone, and the keys to Linden's Creche."-Revan
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Chuck Norris has kung fu esp.storm wrote:If Chuck delivers a roundhouse, its not pain, but death that you will feel.
...publicly, i would not promote either Obama or Huckabee, if Chuck comes to your house to ask you, say nothing...then hope he can't know what you actually vote for inside the booth.
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Sunbaneglasses
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Luckily the power of Chuck did not fry my answering machine and I have decided to stick with my guns on my vote, Chuck Norris be dammed! 
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EL wrote
He would meet the age requirement though. 
Last I checked, Zenn-La wasn't part of the US, so not being a natural born citizen, he's probably out.Silver Surfer for President!
He would meet the age requirement though. "The plural of antecdotes is not evidence."
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Driving down the razor's edge between the past and the future
Turn up the music and smile
Get carried away on the songs and stories of vanished times
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Driving down the razor's edge between the past and the future
Turn up the music and smile
Get carried away on the songs and stories of vanished times
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He Who Must Not Be Named whose name begins with C can crush tiny human Chuck, and He wants you to vote for Jerry Brown. But He doesn't take much interest in elections and will forgive you if you don't.
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This post has been identified as a "Caturday Outbreak." To keep it from infecting further threads, said post will be quarantined for a period of 72 hours. Further, any users who quote either my post or Null's will be fined 30 WGDs (which will be given to me so I can save for the UCMP HQ, which someone else is almost certainly going to get first).sgt.null wrote:Sunbaneglasses wrote:Luckily the power of Chuck did not fry my answering machine and I have decided to stick with my guns on my vote, Chuck Norris be dammed!