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Funniest and yet Creepiest Love Letter!

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Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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I'm not sure if I hope that isn't real, or desperately want it to be.
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He he he :D
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if real then jessica should flee far away.
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That's one strange letter.
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This reminds me of a letter my friend once wrote. He is extremely interested in Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings. I suppose that would be an understatement, he has all of the action figures, light sabers, swords, ect. He even talked me into going to the midnight showing of the latest Star Wars flick where he wore his $2000 jedi costume. He ended up writing a love letter to a girl in Elvish and then offered to translate it for her. She always avoided him after that, I wonder why?
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Strange, I'll grant you. :) You should really check out Found Magazine. Basically peopls submit things that they found, no matter how random. It's pretty cool. :D
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I hope Jessica never bothered to respond to this idiot.
No woman should ever respect a man that sends her stuff like that!

I mean come on, *Luke* didn't crawl up inside his Tantum, Han Solo stuffed him up there!!!

What a loser!


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He is right. . . :D
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Well, I just hope the author isn't saying that he wants to cut open Jessica... 8O :biggrin:
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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"The Image or Video has been moved or deleted."

You're right, I don't find that romantic in the slightest.
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:hairs: RUN!!!!!
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Well, I just hope the author isn't saying that he wants to cut open Jessica... 8O :biggrin:
Yeah, but it would be with a lightsaber, she would hardly feel it! (and the wound would cauterize instantly.)
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:I mean come on, *Luke* didn't crawl up inside his Tantum, Han Solo stuffed him up there!!!
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The Dreaming wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Well, I just hope the author isn't saying that he wants to cut open Jessica... 8O :biggrin:
Yeah, but it would be with a lightsaber, she would hardly feel it! (and the wound would cauterize instantly.)
Ugh. Thanks for delivering the most unpleasant image of the night before I go to bed. :P
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Kil Tyme wrote:"The Image or Video has been moved or deleted."

You're right, I don't find that romantic in the slightest.
Indeed.
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Post by Wyldewode »

That's odd. . . I still see it.
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It'll be the cached image on your computer that you see.
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The Dreaming wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Well, I just hope the author isn't saying that he wants to cut open Jessica... 8O :biggrin:
Yeah, but it would be with a lightsaber, she would hardly feel it! (and the wound would cauterize instantly.)
Luke seemed to be in quite a bit of pain when dad cut his hand off.

Oh damn!!! I hope I didn't just spoil the movies for anybody!!!
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Murrin wrote:It'll be the cached image on your computer that you see.
Yeah, I hadn't done a hard refresh yet.
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