The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals

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Cail wrote:Harsh Language!

But totally funny.
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now THAT'S bizare
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dlbpharmd wrote:
Cail wrote:Harsh Language!

But totally funny.
The link doesn't go anywhere now.
Works for me.
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I think the parrot one scarred me :( OMG IT'S AUDITION EWWWWW OMG RUN

As far as the "cutest animals that can still kill you" article, they forgot to mention that hippos have bulletproof skin.

Platypus are kinda lame on there though, I think it's more the surprise factor than anything else. You could probably own one with a bat or anything that doesn't involve you getting too close.
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Not bad!

But I was completely in stiches over thisIt's just doemups, but they kick ass!
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Oh that's a good one Prebe.

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When I saw this thread, the first thing that jumped into my mind was Terry Pratchett's Nanny Ogg singing, "but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!"
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I have to say that I think humans, as a species, probably have the most bizarre mating rituals, especially when you consider that most animals mate for survival, we do it for what are quite often, idiotic reasons, with some of the strangest methods. I know, I'm rambling again, I'll just blame it on the steroids.
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thank you cail - that was laugh-out-loud funny. and disturbing.
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Lady Revel wrote:When I saw this thread, the first thing that jumped into my mind was Terry Pratchett's Nanny Ogg singing, "but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!"
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