Because I'm the Mom
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Fist and Faith
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Because I'm the Mom
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
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emotional leper
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Mortice Root
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Fist and Faith
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Damn I love it!!!!
Work it out.
Wait your turn.
Never take a dare.
Get along!
Don't make me come down there!
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday
when you're older and you're grown.
Can't wait til you have a couple little
children of your own.
You'll thank me for the counsel
I gave you
so willingly.
But right now
I'll thank you
not to roll your eyes at me.
And
if all your friends
jumped off a cliff
would you jump to?
If I've said it once I've said it at least
a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way.
It must be your father's DNA.
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about!
You don't need the reason why.
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I'm the mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
Work it out.
Wait your turn.
Never take a dare.
Get along!
Don't make me come down there!
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday
when you're older and you're grown.
Can't wait til you have a couple little
children of your own.
You'll thank me for the counsel
I gave you
so willingly.
But right now
I'll thank you
not to roll your eyes at me.
And
if all your friends
jumped off a cliff
would you jump to?
If I've said it once I've said it at least
a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way.
It must be your father's DNA.
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about!
You don't need the reason why.
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I'm the mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
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SoulQuest1970
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I have this on my myspace page. www.myspace.com/tcipteresa.
If women were in charge, the military would have to do bake sales in order to buy more weapons.
"You can always procrastinate later."
-me
"I'm not fat. I'm FLUFFY!"
- Garfield
"We live we love
We forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
Today we remember to live and to love"
-"We Live"
by Superchick
"You can always procrastinate later."
-me
"I'm not fat. I'm FLUFFY!"
- Garfield
"We live we love
We forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
Today we remember to live and to love"
-"We Live"
by Superchick
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Fist and Faith
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You know, the things our parents said to us, that we swore we'd never say to our own kids.
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MsMary
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I sent it to a bunch of people, too.
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
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- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
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magickmaker17
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Worm of Despite
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Fist,Fist and Faith wrote:Damn I love it!!!!
Work it out.
Wait your turn.
Never take a dare.
Get along!
Don't make me come down there!
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday
when you're older and you're grown.
Can't wait til you have a couple little
children of your own.
You'll thank me for the counsel
I gave you
so willingly.
But right now
I'll thank you
not to roll your eyes at me.
And
if all your friends
jumped off a cliff
would you jump to?
If I've said it once I've said it at least
a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way.
It must be your father's DNA.
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about!
You don't need the reason why.
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I'm the mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
Did you write the lyrics down as she said them, because if so I'm impressed!
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Fist and Faith
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MsMary
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I've shown this video to a lot of people. They think it's funny. 
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
***************************************
- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
__________________________
THOOLAH member since 2005
EZBoard Survivor
***************************************
- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
__________________________
THOOLAH member since 2005
EZBoard Survivor
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Worm of Despite
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- Joined: Sat Oct 26, 2002 7:46 pm
- Location: Rome, GA
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*narrows eyes* It does not grovel. And yet I feel it shouldn't. Hmmm. Be still, my heart! Is this--fondness?Fist and Faith wrote:The fingers was blazin'!
(And hey, dude, what's up? We haven't interacted in a while, eh?)
Well, I remember something about you. You're quite interesting, though infinitesimally small before my divinity. But O--dismay and beware and forsooth and all that if you should ignite my suzerainty!
(I'm fine.)