Arnold Schwarzenegger as Lena

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Arnold Schwarzenegger as Lena

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As I have a medical condition that prevents me from effectively memorizing actors and evaluating their performances so that I feel highly excluded by this all actor talk, I felt I just had to post this.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of the very few actors I can actually recognize.)
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Um..if you can recognize him, then you would not have chosen him for this role. But it would be funny to see him try. HAHAHA.

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Actually, Arnold Schwarzhnegger in ANY Role would be hilarious.

He could play all the roles.

Arnold as TC.

Arnold as Lord Fould.

Arnold as Lena.

Arnold as Bannor. -That might work.

Arnold as Lord Mhormam.


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Arnold as Foul would be a hoot
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TC dealing out Arnie one-liners would be the best thing... ever.

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Ah-nuld...

That would be a TCTC nightmare
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Post by matrixman »

Arnold as Lena? Well...he did play a pregnant man in drag in Junior.

Okay, I'm scaring myself here.

But really, I think Bannor might be more suitable for the big guy: "I suffice to protect your ass, Unbeliever. No girly-man Cavewight's gonna get by me."
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Baracka wrote:Arnold as Bannor. -That might work.
I agree.

In my opinion, generally Bannor or "the Bloodguard" are meant to be figurative of ancient Alpine Mercanaries that would serve as body guards for various leaders of Rome or the Holy Roman Empir. . . ,

Austria and Switzerland are not too far off the map from that demographic.
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... Thomas Covenant ..raping Arnold ...Arnold making that special 'Arnold in distress sound' "AWUAAAGHUAAAUAA!" ...my brain needs to take a shower now.
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Post by Blackhawk »

Baracka wrote:Actually, Arnold Schwarzhnegger in ANY Role would be hilarious.

He could play all the roles.

Arnold as TC.

Arnold as Lord Fould.

Arnold as Lena.

Arnold as Bannor. -That might work.

Arnold as Lord Mhormam.


:lol:

You left out the best choice..Trell :) he doesnt talk very much at all
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Oh man these are great.

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mortem wrote:Oh man these are great.

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Hey - watch it with the Waynhim staking, buddy. :shifty:

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Post by Skyweir »

hey i think Nerdanel is onto something here .. but Arnie to play Joan all the way!!!!!!!!!!!

perfect!!!

*happy now*

nice work Nerdanel!! .. seriously awesome ..
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Arnold as Pitten?
Arnold as Drool Rockworm
Arnold as a Giant Raver? (Sorry he has that part now)
Arnold as a Sandgorgon
Arnold as a Elohim.
Arnold as a Sunbane creature. (A noraml part he already played)
Arnold as a Ur Vile.
Arnold as a Forrestal. (Mess with ma tree, I will break you)
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Post by DukkhaWaynhim »

Arnold performing FCTC as a one-person stage play?

He would be perfect as Dura Fairflank ["Nay! Nay!"]

Linden Avery?
["Jere-my-ahh! Foul, what hahv you dahn with my sahn?!"]
["Show me dah truth!"]

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