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Time to hit the gym fellas!

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That's right, Shania Twain is back on the market.
Shania Twain and husband-producer Robert "Mutt" Lange are splitting up after 14 years of marriage.
Gigety gigety gigety goo!
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I would date with her. Or I'd just do a one night stand and steal her earrings and sell them. My rent would be paid for at least a couple months.
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That don't impress me much.
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I remember when her song, "Whose Bed have you Boots been under" came out.

I was like, If I was with Shania; my boots would be GLUED under her bed.
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Phantasm wrote:That don't impress me much.
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Well, I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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I would. Cracker crumbs are scratchy.
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Oh, I thought he meant the Kidd Rock of cracker. That changes the meaning of the sentence a bit.

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CovenantJr wrote:I would. Cracker crumbs are scratchy.
Well, we can't all have such high standards, can we? ;)
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I just have low crumb tolerance. :P
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Note to self, no eating crackers in bed when CJr is visiting because he has sensitive skin ... :biggrin:
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I thought she looked nice, but then again that's the world of professional make-up and digital whatnot. Geez, I sound like an old man. Bah humbug!
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she seems rather good looking.
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dlbpharmd wrote:Well, I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for Sh*tting
I thought you were a ripe grape
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Ewww....
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Depends on whether she does it in the bed. If she poos in the toilet, I really don't care. In fact, I'd probably kick her out of bed if she doesn't poo at all.
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drew wrote:
dlbpharmd wrote:Well, I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for Sh*tting
that is more than any of us needed to know. :roll: :lol:
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...But entirely accurate. I'd let her poo on me.
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I'm uncomfortable. I need an adult.
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