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Cameraman Jenn wrote:He's an arse cake artisan! A rectalspew rocketeer! A bumcake bandejo!
ROTFLMFAO!!!

OMG Jenn - this post and the others on anal-omalies had me shrieking with laughter - and boy did I need that!!
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You should have heard me laughing at my desk.... :haha: :haha: I even made Lucimay snort with laughter. :biggrin: Glad you enjoyed them Elfie.... however I haven't seen or heard anything from Cail.... 8O :hide: Not sure how he's going to react to being the butt of all my jokes. :twisted: Oh crap catcher.... where are you?
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Oh crap catcher.... where are you?
Cail is probably lurking in the 'tank waiting for the scheisse to hit the fan.
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:haha: Good one Menolly! Or maybe he's so upset over this thread he had to go and get shitfaced to deal with his anger. :biggrin:
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:haha: Ali was sitting there going "what? What's so funny?" and all I could do was keep laughing.
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How about asschunk astronaut or buttbrick buccaneer? :twisted: OH or rectal rocket landing stripper! 8O
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:haha: :haha: :haha: I laughed so hard I cried! Thanks, Jenn!

(I'm *still* laughing!)
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I squirted tears of laughter when several of those popped into my head. Especially that last one. Rectal Rocket Landing Stripper..... my brain is a scary scary place.... :twisted:
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Jenn, while those were definitely funny, I can't help but think that they will soon be edited out...
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I better get some more in while I can then...

anal expulsion analyst?
hineycheese hoarder?
tail end treat tackler?
turdfest troubadour?
dung dealer?
steaming piledriver?
backflap biscuit boarder?
colon candy collector?
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:haha:

You're weird. And I mean that in the best possible way. I needed a good laugh. :P

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rectal rubbish reciever?
outflow operator?
fecal fudge fancier?
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thanks for the shart of humor jenn!
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OH! You inspired me Sarge! He's Craptain Squirt played by Willing Shatner on the show Seat Trek!
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Well, Cail had to expect a certain amount of crap after his comment, but I doubt anyone (save Jenn the mad genius) foresaw the whole topic going down the toilet.

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Good one, Sorus.
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Eh, Jenn is brilliant. I am usually more inhibited, especially since I am still a bit wary over causing potential offense... but sometimes you have to go with the flow.

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Wait... there's a topic? Holy crap! ;)

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HAHAHAHAHA! I love you guys. Especially you Sorus. go with the flow.... HAHAHAAHHA! :haha:

Don't know about the genius or brilliant part but the MAD part is accurate for sure. Glad you guys appreciate my sense of poomer, I mean humor.... I can hear the groaning now. That was weak. Very weak.

Really it's all Cail's fault. He's the one into humping with an anal dumpling....
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And, like steak knives, she has MORE toilet humor for us!! GO JENN YOU ANALEGEND!

Chocolate starfish chunker?
Colonic irrigator?
Diarrhealist?
or maybe it's just a case of "Fecal Attraction"...
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