Time to hit the gym fellas!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:19 am

"Fecal Attraction"... note to self. Red wine snorted out the nostrils burns....

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:38 am

Got sh!t?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:42 am

Sorry to double post, but I just found this list of different ways to say "taking a dump"...and I can't stop LAUGHING!!!

* A sewer snake to release
* Anaconda action
* Arsefire
* Back one out
* Backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage
* Baiting the trap
* Becoming the porcelain assassin
* Blasting a dookie
* Blinking
* Blow one out - Also flatulence
* Blow the load
* BM (Bowel Movement. Quoted by Donkey in Shrek 2.)
* Boo-Boo
* Boom Boom
* Bomb the porcelain sea
* Building a log cabin
* Burn a mule
* Caca
* Carpet Bombing Afghanistan
* Chocolate time!
* Cripping a crapple
* Crowning
* Curling one off
* Cutting rope
* Deceiver of Farts
* De-corking the borking
* Deucing
* Dirty squirties
* Doing brown
* Doing some spring cleaning
* Dominating
* Doo-Doo
* Doodey
* Download a brownload
* Dr. Benjamin Fartlin
* Dropping a dook
* Dropping a bomb
* Dropping a deuce
* Dropping a hoopsnake
* Dropping a jolst
* Dropping a load
* Dropping anchor
* Dropping bass (\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\"base\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\" as in the opposite of treble. Not the fish.)
* Dropping logs
* Dropping some friends off at the pool
* Dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl
* Dropping the kids off at the pool
* Dropping the Mexican Boll Weevil
* Dropping the weights
* Dropping wax
* Faxing a shit to the toilet machine
* Feeding the seagulls (politer version of \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Feeding the shitehawks\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\")
* Feeding the toilet
* Feeding the white horse Meaty-Bites
* Fertilising the plants (refers to defecating outdoors and on the ground, such as while camping)
* Filing some papers
* Filling the bowl
* Fire away
* Freeing me chocolate hostages
* Giving birth
* Giving birth to a chocolate baby boy
* Giving birth to a healthy brown baby
* Giving birth to the black eel
* Giving birth to the Spineless Brownfish
* Giving birth to an African
* Going Boom Boom
* Going poop
* Going to meet Jim Davidson
* Going to number two
* Going to have a talk with Mr.Hanky
* Growing a tail
* Hanging a rat
* Hungry Hungry Hippos
* Having a Code Brown (at work)
* Kurt Bevacqua
* Launching torpedoes
* Laying a brick
* Laying a brownie
* Laying a cable
* Laying a Hank
* Laying a turd
* Laying some wolf bait
* Lengthening the spine
* Letting loose
* Letting the toilet know who's boss
* Letting the dogs out
* Lift tail (used commonly among members of the furry fandom)
* Logging
* Logging into the toilet and making a huge download
* Logging out
* Load your pants
* Lose some weight (Also used in urination)
* Making a tail
* Making an appointment with Dr. John
* Making a deposit in the Porcelain Bank
* Making gravy
* Making logs (or a log)
* Making waves
* Makin' bears
* Monopoly!
* Montezuma's Revenge (traveller?s diarrhoea)
* Number two (a portable toilet company advertises itself as \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Number One in Number Two\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\"; a Midwest plumbing company proclaims, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"We're Number One in a Number Two Business.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\")
* Pebble-dashing the porcelain
* Pinching (off) a loaf
* Pinching a yam
* Pinch-hitting for Kurt Bevacqua (a reference to the old brown uniforms worn in the 1970's and 1980's by the San Diego Padres.)
* Poo-Poo
* Poopy Doo
* Poppin a gooky
* Producing some output
* Pump a clump of dump out of my rump
* Punching a growler
* Punishing the porcelain
* Punishing the toilet
* Put food in the dog's water
* Releasing a depth charge
* Releasing a Dungbomb (from Harry Potter)
* Releasing the hostages
* Releasing the Kraken
* Ride a pony and trap
* Ring of fire
* Sacrificing to the Toilet/Porcelain god
* Saturday morning special
* Scatter bombing
* Shitting bricks (Houses or apartments as substitutes for higher quantity.)
* Showering the room with roses
* Shtounga
* Slopping gruel in Oliver's bowl
* Speaking with the arabs (When whoever is listening asks \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"what\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\" the toiletee replies \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Mustapha Crap!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\")
* Spray-painting the porcelain
* Squirt juice
* Stalling a brown sedan
* Studying one's Process Design notes (refers to Environmental Engineering Process Design, a course taught to civil and environmental engineering undergraduates and that deals with, among other topics, the design of wastewater treatment facilities)
* Taking a brew
* Taking a crap (see also Mr. Thomas Crapper)
* Taking a dump
* Taking a Nixon (used by Kinky Friedman in his detective novels)
* Taking a poo
* Taking a shit (a coarse expression, not a euphemism)
* Taking a slam
* Taking a Tarzan (crapping in the woods/forest)
* Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
* Taking the Cosby kids to the pool
* Taking the morning curl
* Throwing up backwards
* Tuesday Afternoons
* Turtle time (see Turtle Action)
* Uni(I've got to take an uni)
* Unlikely Traveler (Defecation, usually on vacation, when you defacate in your pants away from a toilet)
* Unload
* Unloading a batch of cigars
* UH-OH! (Peter Griffin again; is incontinent at awkward moments)
* Visiting Boston
* vote for president.
* Take a Critical Ambient to the Lab
* Upgrading my Thetan Level

Post by **Cail** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:09 am

Dear God Jenn you think about poo an awful lot!

Look, all I was saying was that if I was tickling Ms.Twain and she happened to let something slip in the process, I wouldn't toss her away.

Then again, I'm a firm believer in trying everything once, so.....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:54 am

While we are on the subject of poo and pranks...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:11 am

What? No more talk of craptastic fantasies? No more butt-nugget buffets? No more talk of 629?

Have we flushed-out this topic to its fullest yet? Waste is a terrible thing to mind.[/fecotainment]

"And now back to our originally scheduled programming..."

Post by **danlo** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:44 pm

when Jenn wrote:I squirted tears of laughter when several of those popped into my head

The nature of the topic and my dyslexic crazed mind read, "I Hersey squirted tears of laughter when several of those pooped into my head."

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:25 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Fecalmania 2008!

Post by **Cail** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:44 pm

You people are sick.

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:27 pm

Cail wrote:You people are sick.

I agree. Ask yourselves, "What would SRD say if he saw this thread?" I bet the shit would hit the fan.

Post by **Cail** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:59 pm

We'd be in deep doo-doo.

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:01 pm

You'd be up shit creek without a paddle.

Post by **Damelon** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:07 pm

Maybe he wouldn't give a shit.

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:36 pm

...ow...my sides are splitting from laughing so hard...

Post by **Mortice Root** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:46 pm

Yeah, laughing this hard makes me cry.... then I can't tell shit from shinola.....

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:55 pm

You obviously don't know jack shit about shinola then.....

Post by **Mortice Root** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:51 pm

Maybe not, but I do know when it's time to shit or get off the pot.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat May 24, 2008 12:40 am

I'm so glad I don't have to moderate this forum anymore.

It was a shit job.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Sat May 24, 2008 4:11 am

Well, I've got news for aliantha, Balon and Creator, you ain't moderatin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

Post by **danlo** » Sat May 24, 2008 4:15 am

Hit the road Jack
don't you come back
no more
no more
no more
no more...

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Time to hit the gym fellas!