There's no way I'm going to follow that link.magickmaker17 wrote:www.addictinggames.com/monkey.htmldlbpharmd wrote:Some people, I'm told, like to spank their monkey.
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awww, c'mon! you know you want to! Its just a game, wherein you slap a monkey.dlbpharmd wrote:There's no way I'm going to follow that link.magickmaker17 wrote:www.addictinggames.com/monkey.htmldlbpharmd wrote:Some people, I'm told, like to spank their monkey.
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The bookstore where I used to work sold a whole line of sock monkey notecards. Sometimes I would get that feeling where someone is standing behind your back staring at you, and yeah, it was the monkeys with their creepy button eyes. There's a horror movie just waiting to be filmed...
I realize this is the monkey appreciation thread, so, uh... the first one was kinda cute.
I realize this is the monkey appreciation thread, so, uh... the first one was kinda cute.
Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?
Sorus wrote:The bookstore where I used to work sold a whole line of sock monkey notecards. Sometimes I would get that feeling where someone is standing behind your back staring at you, and yeah, it was the monkeys with their creepy button eyes. There's a horror movie just waiting to be filmed...
I realize this is the monkey appreciation thread, so, uh... the first one was kinda cute.
you kill me Cap'n!! Im a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
Thats not really true
Im a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?
But Ive been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
Yes, Im a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Dont you?
Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe
Im a monkey
Im a monkey
Im a monkey man
Im a monkey man
Im a monkey...
go to this link and read Monkey Girl by Beth Lisick
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
