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It's a wonder this kid survived.....

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:haha: I bet he needed new pants afterwards.

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:LOLS:
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Bet that hurt when the antlers emerged... 8O
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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[arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh] The buck stops here....

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:haha: BRILLIANT!!!! :haha:
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He passed the buck.
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Kil Tyme wrote:He passed the buck.
...ouch.... ;)
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..whats he gonna do for an encore'?



or...he really needs to learn to slow down and chew his food more thoroughly..


..or...And thats why I have a quart of hot coffee every morning,,Yessiree,, nothing like a dailey enema to keep you regular!


or...NEW!! IMPROVED EXLAX!!

or...what some people will do to get into the Guiness Book of World Records!!


or...article just below the one above,,," Town' s Sewer Lines Problem Solved"

..or,,current headline,,".Boys Rectum Mistaken for Carlsbad Caverns,,2 Spelunkers Missing."


or...Supreme Court upholds Boys Rights to Shit Deer.

or....OOOooooOOh,,so this is the part that Disney edited out of the Bambi movie so it wouldn't get a R rating!!

or..proud father quote.." why heck! we come from a long line of noted shitters. GrandPa shit himself an exact replica of the Pieta' when he was in his prime!..I shit me a moose up in Alaska last year. This boy is destined for greatness I tells ya!"


or...and the scream was heard in China!!


or...THERE IT IS!!! PROOF THAT ALIENS ARE ALREADY LIVING ON EARTH!!


or..the next question is..will the taxidermist touch it?


or..want ad in same paper :..For Rent; 1 Bedroom /Bath/ Kitchen , Boys Rectum. Incld's Off Street Parking..



or...Push for DEER SHITTING as a Olympic Sport begun by American Committee


or....whats the big deal? when he makes the Boone and Crockett Record,,let me know.


or..another sign that the " End Times" are upon us...


or..well,,thats one way to keep the game warden away....
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Oh gosh...
I think we're entering Watchie thread nomination status here.
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And in the aftermath I wonder if someone said "I don't care if that did come out of the boys ass, I'm making sausage out of it"?
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:haha: That was probably a double flusher!
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Oh deer.....

I just scared my dogs laughing.
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Well, the boy's last name is Cannon. Perhaps his middle name is Ass and that would explain his proclivity to shit enormous items... :biggrin:
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I just got in trouble because of my reaction to this thread. But it was worth it.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Well, the boy's last name is Cannon. Perhaps his middle name is Ass and that would explain his proclivity to shit enormous items... :biggrin:

OMG!
That was awesome!
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Thank you. Thank you. I have my moments. :biggrin:
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This article sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
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