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Do you really need to assk? :biggrin: We don't want you to fall to the rear of our verbal play!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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OK, gang, let's end this assault on good tasste, and getting to the bottom of things, back up to the topic at hand, before Dyslexic of Borg has us all ass-laminated. [/hyper-pun shudder]
BCakaDWakaD!

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OOH! A spanking from Brother Chomp for derailing this thread. That put a rosy glow back in my cheeks. :P
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Ass not what your ass country can do for you butt ass what your ass can do for your ass country!
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That one really tuckus the cake, man. :roll:
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Post by High Lord Tolkien »

Shall I compare Jenn's ass to a summer's day?
Her ass is more lovely and more temperate:
Rough hands do spank the darling ass of May,
And Jenn's ass hath all too short a date
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WOW! HLT wrote a sonnet to my ass!!!! I think I find that asstonishing!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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I think the puns are starting to bottom out.
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Perhaps we should wipe it and start over - the thread, that is. :roll:
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Brother Charn wrote:Perhaps we should wipe it and start over - the thread, that is. :roll:
Are you saying that this thread needs an enema?
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At first flush, that would seem to be the wise-a$$ed approach.
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Or we could just ignore the thread until it moves to the rear.
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I am saddened by an end to the bunter about my ass cheeks.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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:lol: And here I thought I was a pretty good punster, but in this group I am clearly outclASSed...
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Come on, guys; these assinine puns are beneath you.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Post by Cagliostro »

I had a friend who really hated puns. He said whenever he heard one, it absolutely rectum.
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Post by High Lord Tolkien »

I would like to apologize for my bad ass puns.
I lay prostate before you all and beg forgiveness.
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Now you are just assking for trouble on a gland scale....
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by High Lord Tolkien »

Prostating myself before you is assking for trouble?
I'm confused, I need to probe this deeper.
Can you help me?
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