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What is the Air speed of an Unladen Swallow?
What is your name?
What is your Favorite Color?
What is your quest?

What did Quaker Oats include in every box in 1955?
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Quakers?
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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If hot air rises, what's keeping you down?
Dandelion don't tell no lies
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I'm just a dandelion
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ROdAN wrote:Quakers?
Can't.... S to :haha: :LOLS: p.. lauughing....
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
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A-one, a-two, a-THREE!
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ROdAN wrote:A-one, a-two, a-THREE!
If all you are going to do is bite into it, why not get it overwith right away.
One...crunch!
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That really messes up the suspence.
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ROdAN wrote:That really messes up the suspence.
I know. I noticed it the first time in 1975.
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Not if you hold it just right.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
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the cow.
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can you dig half a hole?
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How far can you walk into the woods?
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only 1/2 way because any more and your walking out of the woods.
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Is the cup half full, half empty, or twice the necessary size?
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ROdAN wrote:Is the cup half full, half empty, or twice the necessary size?
Who drank half of MY beverage?!?!?!

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TRC wrote:Which came first the chicken or the egg?
A chicken and an egg in bed having a cigarette. The chicken says: "Well that answers that question,"
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If a Tin Whistle Is made of of tin. What is A foghorn made out of ?


Which is faster the speed of light or the speed of dark ?
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Logically, Dark, since it always manages to get out of the way before the Light arrives.
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TRC wrote:If a Tin Whistle Is made of of tin. What is A foghorn made out of ?

Which is faster the speed of light or the speed of dark ?
Murrin wrote:Logically, Dark, since it always manages to get out of the way before the Light arrives.
:lol: Clever, both of you.
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