

so yeah. arizona. no more drippy sinuses. and now i'll have trashmen! they'll take away my trash for me? AWESOME. this is the first time i've ever been to a big city. like, i've ridden through atlanta, but other than that, never. like, augusta is huge to me. athens is huge to me! LF can probably tell you how pitiful this is. he'll probably enjoy it too, lol...
we're (we being me and this amazing guy i love named Trae) probably going to stop in alabama and tie the knot. ...maybe not yet. hopefully we won't run out of honeybuns and faygo between here and getting through there, so we won't have to stop, and he won't be reminded, "hey, we could totally get away with getting married... look, that dog has a higher IQ than both the guys in that truck! let's duck behind the dash and giggle at them..." i wanna have the pretty desert wedding, resplendent with sand everywhere and the radiation seeping into every pore and the sun slowly but surely turning us into jerky... it'll be great!

so yeah. if any of you live near maricopa - or god forbid, IN maricopa - HIDE. NOW. There will be celebration, and yes, I have a permit to dance on that.

