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ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker

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Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out.

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I have to say that the title is the greatest thing ever. i am writing a poem by that title. I want to name my band ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker.
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I saw this on the news. There was a picture of him with his face all scratched up. I havent laughed that hard in a long time.
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Maybe he tried paying in Shamwows.
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The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist

www.theinsider.com/news/1928560_The_Hoo ... entologist

someone needs to make a movie about this guy's life.
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Don't mess with infomercial people. If you think this is bad, wait till you hear what Billy Mays did.
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Who's Billy Mays, and what did he do?
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ShamWow Song (Lyrics from Vince Offer)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQcyhBsSjI
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Auleliel wrote:Who's Billy Mays, and what did he do?
He's the other infomercial guy, the one with the beard who goes "HI THIS IS BILLY MAYS!"
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*glad I don't have a tv*
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Auleliel wrote:*glad I don't have a tv*
You're living in the infomercialess age? :twisted:
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shadowbinding shoe wrote:
Auleliel wrote:*glad I don't have a tv*
You're living in the infomercialess age? :twisted:
And quite happily too. :)
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Billy Mays calls out Vince
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg
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