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[Demondime-a-dozen-spawn]

Anyone here registered over there? If so, what is your screenname?

I registered just a week ago, and will only disclose my screenname upon torture, or a polite request, whichever comes first.

[lucimay]

Lather.

[Demondime-a-dozen-spawn]

Lather.

I have left you a Visitor Message on your Profile page.

I'm having a lot of fun over there, though I seem to have ruffled a feather or three as well.

[lucimay]

Lather.

I have left you a Visitor Message on your Profile page.

I'm having a lot of fun over there, though I seem to have ruffled a feather or three as well.

omg yer so hilarious!!!!! brilliant kruppe postage!!! you rock.

the reason i don't go over all that often is that i sometimes find that altho
the vast majority of regular posters have superior knowledge of the books and the goings on, they are a bit full of themselves for it. kind of annoying so i don't hang there very often.

so...shit disturb all you want! heh.

[aliantha]

Coincidentally, I just popped by there. (My username was Guest. ) Looks like Erikson is going on vacation before he starts the Dust of Dreams book tour/writing the final book.

[Demondime-a-dozen-spawn]

omg yer so hilarious!!!!! brilliant kruppe postage!!! you rock.

the reason i don't go over all that often is that i sometimes find that altho
the vast majority of regular posters have superior knowledge of the books and the goings on, they are a bit full of themselves for it. kind of annoying so i don't hang there very often.

so...shit disturb all you want! heh.

ATTENTION: Yammering Kruppe Has Something to Bray!

Your kind words have Kruppe on the brink of swooning into the festering offal amidst one of the foulest and most begrimed gutters in all of Darujhistan!

Kruppe cannot contain his ever-mounting delight that his slight ramblings have done their small part to entertain such a worthy lass as yourself.

Kruppe ever endeavours to make each and every post of his fraught with turnings and switchbacks as convoluted as the murky interstices betwixt the two halves of a Bok'aral's brain under the influence of a double-dose of Blood Oil! Yet you follow Kruppe's knotted meanderings as easily as though they were merely the straight and true flight of a Wikkan arrow toward a chink in the armour of Korbolo Dom.

Kruppe is ever humbled by his utterly and unrelentingly adorable and praiseworthy readers, so like unto the creamiest and richest jellies oozing temptingly from some exotic and unpronounceably christened pastry, without whom Kruppe is as nothing!

Yammering Kruppe Has Spewed!

[aliantha]

Whoa. That's pretty darn good, Ds -- er, I mean Kruppe.

[lucimay]

...as convoluted as the murky interstices betwixt the two halves of a Bok'aral's brain under the influence of a double-dose of Blood Oil!

<------- luci in stitches

as easily as though they were merely the straight and true flight of a Wikkan arrow toward a chink in the armour of Korbolo Dom.

reads better without the red part but otherwise rivaling erikson for sheer hilarity!!!

you sir, are a genius and a delight! a