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Who should have been summoned to the Land?

Clint Eastwood
6
20%
Lance Armstrong
0
No votes
George W. Bush
5
17%
Sean Connery
2
7%
Charlton Heston
3
10%
Charlton Heston
3
10%
Arnold Schwartzenegger
6
20%
Harrison Ford
5
17%
 
Total votes: 30

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You know, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I started this thread, but it sure is funnuy.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Clint. Foul's got nothin.
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jacob Raver, sinTempter wrote:Clint. Foul's got nothin.
Clint to Foul: "Have you ever summoned someone to the Land, that you've realized you shouldn't have f&^$ed with? Well, I'm that man."

or

"If you summon someone to the Land, you better get a good look at him."

"Vultures need to eat, same as the Worm."


Yeah, Clint would utterly destroy Foul...he wouldn't even need white gold.
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lol...

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said Clint, as he pulled out his Staff .45
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Clint Eastwood, This is a .44 Magnum.. Powerfull enough to blow your head Clean off, and in all the confusion I cant remember if i fired 5 or 6 shots.....so tell me Drool.... do you feel lucky? well?... do ya punk?
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How come no one has thought of sending Chuck Norris to the Land... it would be a pretty short book though.
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This would be the title and cover of what would be a very short story.
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Charlton Heston:

Bohold the power of the Earth!!!!
(raises staff and widing arms..parts Hotash Slay -Bloodguard assaults Foul's Creche)
/tells Foul.

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LOL
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"Let my people alone!"
LOL
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amanibhavam wrote:How come no one has thought of sending Chuck Norris to the Land... it would be a pretty short book though.
I was WAITING for the Chuckster to be mentioned. I couldn't believe he wasn't in the poll.

How about Ice Cube?

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Ice Cube: D**n, dawg! You know who you messin with?

*Pulls out late-model, oversized handgun, pam, pam, pam*

*thud offscreen*

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