An Extremely Important Thread

[dANdeLION]

Dude, he dressed himself and plays, albeit poorly, a keyboard.
You still live at home with your mom.
That cat kicks your ass on every cylinder.

You know, without a smilie or a wink or any indication that you mean no offense that reads pretty insulting.

[Fire Daughter]

I think the cat is a genius.

[aliantha]

The cat is aware that it has no opposable thumbs

I find this supposition highly suspect. How do any of us know what a small mammalian species is cognizant of? You are filibustering. I suggest this topic be moved to the Close or locked, because I am getting highly offended. The suggestiveness is starting to become quite scurrilous.

There's no point. I tried to get people to shut up in here about Michael Jackson's perviness and it didn't work. (Oh, and btw, MJ's still dead. Film at 11.)

Anyway. I will grant you all that it is, perhaps, a stretch to say that the cat is aware that it has no opposable thumbs, per se. But it is not a stretch to assume that the cat can see the advantage in allowing its self-propelling furniture/food source to place it in highly embarrassing situations occasionally. YouTube video shoots are fleeting; kibble is forever.

That said, some cats do have a limit. I have a friend who occasionally succumbs to the desire to dress up her cats. One of her cats simply rolls over on his side and looks at her until she takes the outfit off.

[High Lord Tolkien]

Dude, he dressed himself and plays, albeit poorly, a keyboard.
You still live at home with your mom.
That cat kicks your ass on every cylinder.

You know, without a smilie or a wink or any indication that you mean no offense that reads pretty insulting.

[Worm of Despite]

Dude, he dressed himself and plays, albeit poorly, a keyboard.
You still live at home with your mom.
That cat kicks your ass on every cylinder.

Watch your mouth young man, or I won't take you out for ice cream. And yes, I am at your mom's house.

The cat is aware that it has no opposable thumbs

I find this supposition highly suspect. How do any of us know what a small mammalian species is cognizant of? You are filibustering. I suggest this topic be moved to the Close or locked, because I am getting highly offended. The suggestiveness is starting to become quite scurrilous.

There's no point. I tried to get people to shut up in here about Michael Jackson's perviness and it didn't work. (Oh, and btw, MJ's still dead. Film at 11.)

Anyway. I will grant you all that it is, perhaps, a stretch to say that the cat is aware that it has no opposable thumbs, per se. But it is not a stretch to assume that the cat can see the advantage in allowing its self-propelling furniture/food source to place it in highly embarrassing situations occasionally. YouTube video shoots are fleeting; kibble is forever.

That said, some cats do have a limit. I have a friend who occasionally succumbs to the desire to dress up her cats. One of her cats simply rolls over on his side and looks at her until she takes the outfit off.

No.

[aliantha]

Reached your limit, have you, LF?

[Worm of Despite]

Reached your limit, have you, LF?

Yes.

[dANdeLION]

I think what's put LF over the edge is the argument that the cat can't dress himself, which cannot be proven, when what should be discussed is whether or not a musician can dress himself.

[Savor Dam]

kibble is forever

Next up on MewTube: British Shorthair secret agent battles forces of evil, then curls up for a sunbath in Kibble is Forever.

[Worm of Despite]

I think what's put LF over the edge is the argument that the cat can't dress himself, which cannot be proven, when what should be discussed is whether or not a musician can dress himself.

No... NO. NOEOJOEQO

*takes a deep breath*

That's not...not the issue...the cat...is the piquant self-divergence of awareness...HOOVAH

[dANdeLION]

Wow, Foul's so over the edge that he's starting to talk like Juan Valdez!

[aliantha]

Wow, Foul's so over the edge that he's starting to talk like Juan Valdez!

Imagine that!

[dANdeLION]

Imagine that!

Imagine what?

[aliantha]

Imagine that!

Imagine what?

Exactly.

[High Lord Tolkien]

If cats can't dress themselves then how do you explain this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga28BfX5_TA

[deer of the dawn]

This proovz catz has been dressin they selfs since back inna day.

[dANdeLION]

Lotsa proof that cats can dress themselves.....but still no proof musicians can.

[High Lord Tolkien]

This proovz catz has been dressin they selfs since back inna day.

That's awesome!

[High Lord Tolkien]