Food Fight!!!!
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*slosh, gets custard all over*
Custard, eh? Here, have some sticky toffee pudding!
*lobs platfull of sticky toffee pudding at Hierachy*
Custard, eh? Here, have some sticky toffee pudding!
*lobs platfull of sticky toffee pudding at Hierachy*
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
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lol secret refrigerator stashes!!???
*looks narrowly at ermingards strategic use of covertly secretive and unconventional tactics*
loads cream pie shooter and takes a covered position behind a secluded piggy bank overlooking birdandbear and ermingard's location .. and takes aim
unawares the 2 unsuspecting victims move into firing range
shhhhpplllaaaaaatttttttttt!!!
*lobs a round of creamy pies at targets below*
hee hee .. perfect shot!!!
*looks narrowly at ermingards strategic use of covertly secretive and unconventional tactics*
loads cream pie shooter and takes a covered position behind a secluded piggy bank overlooking birdandbear and ermingard's location .. and takes aim
unawares the 2 unsuspecting victims move into firing range
shhhhpplllaaaaaatttttttttt!!!
*lobs a round of creamy pies at targets below*
hee hee .. perfect shot!!!
keep smiling
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Darn!
*wipes cream pie from eyes*
A trap! now it's time for the heavy artillery!
*dives into the secret refridgerator and pulls out a gigant bowl of..... brusselsprouts! and throws them one by one in the general direction of Sky*
A volley of sprouts...Hah! try to duck all of them ;)
*wipes cream pie from eyes*
A trap! now it's time for the heavy artillery!
*dives into the secret refridgerator and pulls out a gigant bowl of..... brusselsprouts! and throws them one by one in the general direction of Sky*
A volley of sprouts...Hah! try to duck all of them ;)
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
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sky ducks ducks ducks .. cleverly avoiding each volley of dastardly growth retarded cabbages!!
peeewww brussel sprouts!! .. mmm .. *eyes ermingard narrowly* .. *holds nose* *nods with approval* .. a low blow indeed!!!!
takes out AK umm .. handmade celery catapult and lobs smelly smashed sprouts back at the evil emissary!
peeewww brussel sprouts!! .. mmm .. *eyes ermingard narrowly* .. *holds nose* *nods with approval* .. a low blow indeed!!!!
takes out AK umm .. handmade celery catapult and lobs smelly smashed sprouts back at the evil emissary!
keep smiling
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Can I play in this without you pouring Windex on me?
Certainly
Hehehe.... *flys up to the ceiling, lands on a rafter, and finds a great lot of cookies and other junk food* Hmmm.... Being a creature that feeds on fear, this will be fun. *throws individual cookies and cake at the odd two-leggers below*.........*flys down and drops a cake on the Sky-creature*
Certainly
Hehehe.... *flys up to the ceiling, lands on a rafter, and finds a great lot of cookies and other junk food* Hmmm.... Being a creature that feeds on fear, this will be fun. *throws individual cookies and cake at the odd two-leggers below*.........*flys down and drops a cake on the Sky-creature*
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I am not she! I am Lord Rikash Moonsword (my parents were very sentimental) and I'm typing. She's the one in italics.
Shalimar, right here. Don't worry, he's harmless except for razor sharp claws and feathers that are made of steel. Oh, and he eats (and rolls in) dead humans.
Yep. I haven't brushed my teeth in four hundred years. Smell?
No!
I was just trying to be sociable.
Just throw food at people
Okay. Be right back. *goes to a recent battlefield, and starts rolling around... feathers skewer dead stuff... stuff is brought back when I return*
Cool... I think.
Shalimar, right here. Don't worry, he's harmless except for razor sharp claws and feathers that are made of steel. Oh, and he eats (and rolls in) dead humans.
Yep. I haven't brushed my teeth in four hundred years. Smell?
No!
I was just trying to be sociable.
Just throw food at people
Okay. Be right back. *goes to a recent battlefield, and starts rolling around... feathers skewer dead stuff... stuff is brought back when I return*
Cool... I think.
Ohh I hate to fight with peolpw who are in two minds about things... they make such hard targets
*Pulls out a shovel and starts shovelling mashed brusslesprouts around the room hoping to hit someone ( Preferably Sky;))*
*Pulls out a shovel and starts shovelling mashed brusslesprouts around the room hoping to hit someone ( Preferably Sky;))*
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
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Whaddaya mean, "two minds"? Two different creatures, one mind about things. And we're of a mind that you make a lovely snack.
Incur not the wrath of a Stormwing, for you are crispy and good with ketchup!
Hehehe, we may not use our power much, but when we do....
Barbeque time!
Exactly. Now that I've been killed off in my own world, I'm free to reap havoc and mayhem on this little world.
And I'm free to braid more bones into your hair.
Um, yeah. *shakes, and showers everyone with dead, human flesh* Hehe, get that out of your clothes, puny human two-leggers!
Bleach doesn't help.
Nope, it really doesn't. *flies back to the rafters, to find Mirana Bloodtalons there as well* Well, never thought I'd see you here. Tell me, why are you here?
You don't want to know. The Aspects have been busy. Mind if I toss a bit of junk around?
Dunno, not my kitchen.
You can, if you want.
Who's that?
Shalimar Foxfire. She a mod. I have no idea what that means, but it must be important.
I can delete posts. That's the limit of my power.
Could you delete this?
Yes, but I don't think I wil.
Can we get back to covering people with food?
Yes.
Sure.
Incur not the wrath of a Stormwing, for you are crispy and good with ketchup!
Hehehe, we may not use our power much, but when we do....
Barbeque time!
Exactly. Now that I've been killed off in my own world, I'm free to reap havoc and mayhem on this little world.
And I'm free to braid more bones into your hair.
Um, yeah. *shakes, and showers everyone with dead, human flesh* Hehe, get that out of your clothes, puny human two-leggers!
Bleach doesn't help.
Nope, it really doesn't. *flies back to the rafters, to find Mirana Bloodtalons there as well* Well, never thought I'd see you here. Tell me, why are you here?
You don't want to know. The Aspects have been busy. Mind if I toss a bit of junk around?
Dunno, not my kitchen.
You can, if you want.
Who's that?
Shalimar Foxfire. She a mod. I have no idea what that means, but it must be important.
I can delete posts. That's the limit of my power.
Could you delete this?
Yes, but I don't think I wil.
Can we get back to covering people with food?
Yes.
Sure.
As I said... Hard to hit... I'm willing to try though....
*starts shovelling mashed sprouts in an upward direction*
*starts shovelling mashed sprouts in an upward direction*
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
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*throws mashed carrot-soup at Ermingard* Hehehe.... It's hideous! Just like Uncle Merle!
Now who's the retarded harpy?
You.
*ignores the two females' bickering, and flies down to the oven, where pies are baking* Ah, hello, what have we here? Stuff to throw? Yes indeed! *levitates pies back up to the rafters and throws them at the leaders of the "groups", who scream in terror*
Now who's the retarded harpy?
You.
*ignores the two females' bickering, and flies down to the oven, where pies are baking* Ah, hello, what have we here? Stuff to throw? Yes indeed! *levitates pies back up to the rafters and throws them at the leaders of the "groups", who scream in terror*
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*screams like a harpy* .. *then regains sky-composure and picks cake crumbs and mashed sprouts out of my mountainous tufty top!!
blech .. that darstadly flying she-demon .. *thinks* mmm .. what about some custard with them pies???
lobs copious custardy cups at the winged demony flying felon and the pompous puppy hiding scardy cat like .. in a cardboard box!!! :p
take that you
*runs around screaming as cookie-darts rain down on me*
blech .. that darstadly flying she-demon .. *thinks* mmm .. what about some custard with them pies???
lobs copious custardy cups at the winged demony flying felon and the pompous puppy hiding scardy cat like .. in a cardboard box!!! :p
take that you
*runs around screaming as cookie-darts rain down on me*
keep smiling
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mmm ... grrrrr ... no fair .. dastardly she-demon is editing my well crafted strategic posts!!
*mmm .. thinks of ways to de-hideos-ofy self*
mmm .. luck for me i just so happen to love sweet peas!! lol .. *jumps with acuity into the air snapping up sweet peas .. and simultaneously dodging soggy spaghetti bits!!!
mmm .. always on the defensive .. mmm .. now to plan and launch a top secret offensive
so secret .. dual personality gal wont even see it coming
*mmm .. thinks of ways to de-hideos-ofy self*
mmm .. luck for me i just so happen to love sweet peas!! lol .. *jumps with acuity into the air snapping up sweet peas .. and simultaneously dodging soggy spaghetti bits!!!
mmm .. always on the defensive .. mmm .. now to plan and launch a top secret offensive
so secret .. dual personality gal wont even see it coming
keep smiling
'Smoke me a kipper .. I'll be back for breakfast!'
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