available for hire

[lorin]

burned out social worker in search of employment in non social service field.

special skills available
knowledge of every curse in Spanish.
ability to process multiple entitlement rants including but not limited to;
if it weren't for me you wouldn't have a job.......
I ain't eating no f - - king prison food.........
Why the hell should I clean the apartment, it ain't my f - -king place........
I ain't stayin' here, my kids need separate bedrooms, they fight.......
I ain't workin' for no f - - king $7.25 a hour.................
and my personal favorite.......
"you have 72 hours to put an air conditioner in my apartment. you can use the money you get from welfare for me to pay for it. "

Specific future requirements include, but not limited to;
big shinny building
coworkers that look vacantly past you in the elevator
phone with hold button
chair with arms that don't fall off
muzak
no human contact and limited non human contact.


Please submit all offers to sheshadenoughofthiscrap@stuffit.com

[Wyldewode]

Are you sure you don't want to come work with me in case management for the severe and persistently mentally ill? It pays really poorly, and it's high-stress, but it is entertaining! For instance. . . just last week we finally found the key to a lock box that belongs to a former client (who happens to be elderly and now lives in a residential care facility). Since we initially couldn't identify which person it belonged to we opened it. Inside we found a birth certificate, lots of important papers including a pre-paid burial plan, and a HUGE pink vibrator/dildo. Guess it was important to the old lady.

And the followup to that. . . the lock box was put back into the locked cabinet until we have a chance to notify the owner. Later that afternoon we are having a staffing and hear vibration coming from that same cabinet. . .
upon checking it was discovered that my co-worker had accidentally left her phone in the cabinet. Hilarity ensued.

Anyhow, let me know if you are interested!

[Shuram Gudatetris]

I am sorry to hear that you are burned out.

My future ex-wife, or divorciancee, is going to school and working towards a career in social work.

[lorin]

I am sorry to hear that you are burned out.

My future ex-wife, or divorciancee, is going to school and working towards a career in social work.

I am in the field 27 years so take me with a grain of salt. I would also bet you get a better group of clientele in Missouri then Brooklyn, NY.