CalvinBall
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- Calvin
- Stonedownor
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- Location: Gravin Threndor - GT Talk - Calvinball
The ninja tyrannosaurus yelps with surprise, then leaps up to his waiting F-14 jet, which was hovering on autopilot about the scene.
"Curses! Hobbes, do you see what she's doing to you? It starts with the pretty pink ribbon, then it moves to the death by choking, and finally... they've won. Smelly girlS take over the world, one pink ribbon at a time!"
Then he floors the pedal and flies away at superdimensional speeds.
- Calvin
- Stonedownor
- Posts: 30
- Joined: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:35 am
- Location: Gravin Threndor - GT Talk - Calvinball
Spaceman Spiff flees the scene of indescribable terror. His second in command, Commander Hobbes, was just taken prisoner by the evil, horrible, smelly aliens. When last he'd seen Hobbes, he was under some kind of mind control beam, and there was some kind of red parasitic alien being attached to his throat. Spiff was certain it was only a matter of time before zombie Hobbes started after him, having given up all the secret codes, including the password to the super-secret G.R.O.S.S. hideout.
The intrepid spaceman returns to the interdimensional portal he and Hobbes took to get here [The goal]. In Hobbes' absence, Spiff himself must assume his duties, including that of Honarary Pink Bird. Spiff takes the two discarded halves of the ball, what they'd used to test the atmosphere on this side of the portal before entering, and tosses them back through the portal.
[Two more points]
"Oh, Commander Hobbes. You were a good crewmember. And a good tiger. I shall avenge your death, even if it means I must destroy your walking zombie-tiger corpse."
The intrepid spaceman returns to the interdimensional portal he and Hobbes took to get here [The goal]. In Hobbes' absence, Spiff himself must assume his duties, including that of Honarary Pink Bird. Spiff takes the two discarded halves of the ball, what they'd used to test the atmosphere on this side of the portal before entering, and tosses them back through the portal.
[Two more points]
"Oh, Commander Hobbes. You were a good crewmember. And a good tiger. I shall avenge your death, even if it means I must destroy your walking zombie-tiger corpse."