New game of Calvinball. This time, Calvinball only cares about your actions, and will never gain or lose points based on frail appearance. We're no longer than vain. And, just to get an interesting tone going, I'll set the scene. Calvinball 2: Battle for the Skies.
Hovering 10 miles over the city of Seattle is the Team Calvin goal. It's held up by pterodactyls, maybe a 10' metal funnel, narrowing to an 8" hole at the end. Spaceman Spiff is hovering in front with his jetpack, blaster-ray at the ready. The ball is currently 6" wide, somewhere in Kansas.
(When you join up, describe where your goal is, and what you do.)
Calvinball 2: Battle for the Skies
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