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what did the surrealist cross the road?









orange colored sheet metal!
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I was offered eight legs of venison for £40 today













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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?























A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
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the difference between a cat and a comma?















cat has claws at the end of paws, comma has pause at the end of clause.
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sgt.null wrote:what did the surrealist cross the road?









orange colored sheet metal!
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What eleven letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?















Incorrectly.
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thank you cag. :)

what do deer nuts and beer nuts have in common?























you can find both under a buck!
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