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"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such
incident occurred in 1956 when..."
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D'oh!
Functionless art is vandalism. I am the vandal.
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I think my favorite is Homer's "Great Merciful Crap! [My car!...]"
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Perhaps it's an obvious, easy choice ... but I've got to go with:

"Doughnuts ... is there anything they can't do?"

[Homer, Monorail episode.]
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i'm floating to Africa!
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"Oh Marge, I love you. And it's not just the sex, it's the food preparation."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Marge:"Homer, that's not God, that's a waffle stuck on the ceiling!"
Homer:" I know I shouldn't eat thee.. but *scraff* ummm....sacrilicious..."
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
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I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!

"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
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"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

"Ach! My eyes these goggles do nothing!"
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
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"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
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"I bent my wookie."

"You soiled my dickey."

I don't know why, but these have been the most memorable to me.

Oh, and in the tomacco episode, where Ralph says it tastes like Grandma.
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"Me fail english, that unpossible"
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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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___ wrote:"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
I've got a refrigerator magnet/bottle opener that says that :D
I Never Fail To Be Astounded By The Things We Do For Promises - Ronnie James Dio (All The Fools Sailed Away)

Remember, everytime you drag someone through the mud, you're down in the mud with them

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain

Where are we going...and... WHY are we in a handbasket?

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Homer's advice to Lisa:
"Trying is the first step to failure."

And of course, the prank calls Bart makes to Mo's Bar.
"I need Amanda Hugginkiss"
"I want to see Oliver Clothsoff"
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
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You did it, Nibbles! Now... chew through my ball sack!

I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink!

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!

And pretty much the entire Monorail episode.
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"Save me Jeebers!" - Homer

"If good manners are old fashioned, you can call me a caveman!...If they existed...which they didn't!" - Flanders
^"Amusing, worth talking to, completely insane...pick your favourite." - Avatar

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Homer: "God...he's my favorite fictional character."

Homer to Lisa: "Well, I hope you learned your lesson: Never help anyone."
"Verily, wisdom is like hunger. Perhaps it is a very fine thing--but who would willingly partake of it."
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"Latency--what is concealed--is the demonstrable presence of the future."
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"Stupid garbage. Hate world. Revenge soon!" - Homer takes out the garbage.
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