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sgt.null wrote:Sir Mix-A-Lot does a song called Big Johnson.

i can not, in good faith post the very adult lyrics here.
Those of us who are trying hard to believe this thread is still PG-13 are grateful. ;)
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aliantha wrote:
sgt.null wrote:Sir Mix-A-Lot does a song called Big Johnson.

i can not, in good faith post the very adult lyrics here.
Those of us who are trying hard to believe this thread is still PG-13 are grateful. ;)
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Damn, I thought we achieved an NC17 rating...

I had an amazing encounter with a steaming hot italian sausage last night. It was slick and taut as it slid past my slightly parted wet eager lips. I revelled in it's flavours and textures until I was distinctly satiated. Sigh...
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I myself have just finished sating my desire for leftover lasagna. I loved to bring the slick, greasy folds up to my mouth and excavate the meaty juices from within.
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some chicken tonight in a spicy sauce, desgned to ease the passage of the meat into your throat...
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So I went to Voodoo Doughnuts this afternoon.

I started off with something called "Butterfingering..."

And from there moved on to the "Triple Chocolate Penetration..."

After which I washed it all down with some cool, creamy milk. A bit sloppy, though, as some of the milk ended up running down my chin!
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Too bad I wasn't there to lick it off your chin... :P
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dicks, chicks, the old in out...all pale in comparison to
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luci - Phat Bob has some big old meat dripping with juice there...
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Looks very saucy, if a bit seedy.

Would not mind those juices smeared on my face and dripping from my chin...
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yup yup nod nod

all the meat at pearl's is phat and saucy
and the sweet potato fries are not to be sneered at neither.
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are the fries thick and hot, a tad greasy?
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This is good but no Pr0n thread.
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Harbinger wrote:If a gal with big breasts should work at Hooter's, shouldn't a gal with one leg work at IHOP?
:biggrin: so wrong it made me laugh.

And a sex addict in congress? oh, that's already true.
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like to get a rack at Hooters
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Went to the beach today. it was gorgeous. As I leaned back feeling the kiss of the ocean breeze titillating my skin I found myself enjoying a thick hot six inch british banger. It was so thick and taut and swollen that I could barely nestle it in my buns or fit it in my eagerly awaiting mouth. I moaned with pleasure as I took my fill.
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i thought the english banger was a bit pale compared to the american version?
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variety is the spice of life Null...
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No sausage is as satisfying as a full-length German wiener.
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