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Post by **aliantha** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:50 am

sgt.null wrote:Sir Mix-A-Lot does a song called Big Johnson.

i can not, in good faith post the very adult lyrics here.

Those of us who are trying hard to believe this thread is still PG-13 are grateful.

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:01 pm

aliantha wrote:
sgt.null wrote:Sir Mix-A-Lot does a song called Big Johnson.

i can not, in good faith post the very adult lyrics here.
Those of us who are trying hard to believe this thread is still PG-13 are grateful.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:46 pm

Damn, I thought we achieved an NC17 rating...

I had an amazing encounter with a steaming hot italian sausage last night. It was slick and taut as it slid past my slightly parted wet eager lips. I revelled in it's flavours and textures until I was distinctly satiated. Sigh...

Post by **Cambo** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:14 am

I myself have just finished sating my desire for leftover lasagna. I loved to bring the slick, greasy folds up to my mouth and excavate the meaty juices from within.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:17 am

some chicken tonight in a spicy sauce, desgned to ease the passage of the meat into your throat...

Post by **Rigel** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:48 am

So I went to Voodoo Doughnuts this afternoon.

I started off with something called "Butterfingering..."

And from there moved on to the "Triple Chocolate Penetration..."

After which I washed it all down with some cool, creamy milk. A bit sloppy, though, as some of the milk ended up running down my chin!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:04 am

Too bad I wasn't there to lick it off your chin...

Post by **lucimay** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:57 am

dicks, chicks, the old in out...all pale in comparison to
the phat bob at Pearl's

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Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:09 am

luci - Phat Bob has some big old meat dripping with juice there...

Post by **Savor Dam** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:11 am

Looks very saucy, if a bit seedy.

Would not mind those juices smeared on my face and dripping from my chin...

Post by **lucimay** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:18 am

yup yup nod nod

all the meat at pearl's is phat and saucy
and the sweet potato fries are not to be sneered at neither.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:19 am

are the fries thick and hot, a tad greasy?

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:14 pm

This is good but no Pr0n thread.

Post by **Harbinger** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:24 pm

If a gal with big breasts should work at Hooter's, shouldn't a gal with one leg work at IHOP?

Post by **Vraith** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:51 pm

Harbinger wrote:If a gal with big breasts should work at Hooter's, shouldn't a gal with one leg work at IHOP?

so wrong it made me laugh.

And a sex addict in congress? oh, that's already true.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:34 am

like to get a rack at Hooters

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:16 am

Went to the beach today. it was gorgeous. As I leaned back feeling the kiss of the ocean breeze titillating my skin I found myself enjoying a thick hot six inch british banger. It was so thick and taut and swollen that I could barely nestle it in my buns or fit it in my eagerly awaiting mouth. I moaned with pleasure as I took my fill.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:24 am

i thought the english banger was a bit pale compared to the american version?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:43 am

variety is the spice of life Null...

Post by **Cambo** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:50 am

No sausage is as satisfying as a full-length German wiener.

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