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Only six inches? I had a 9" brat the other dayCameraman Jenn wrote:Went to the beach today. it was gorgeous. As I leaned back feeling the kiss of the ocean breeze titillating my skin I found myself enjoying a thick hot six inch british banger. It was so thick and taut and swollen that I could barely nestle it in my buns or fit it in my eagerly awaiting mouth. I moaned with pleasure as I took my fill.

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You guys have to seriously understand, it's NOT the size, it's the intensity. IF it's played right two inches can feel like twelve.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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If your sausage will easily fit in a toilet paper roll you have a thin sausage. If your sausage does not have a nice meaty bite more than the lenghth of a toilet paper roll, you have a short sausage.
A properly prepped sausage of any size should squirt juices when placed in mouth and mastcated.
A properly prepped sausage of any size should squirt juices when placed in mouth and mastcated.
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Well, that gives ME hope!Cameraman Jenn wrote:You guys have to seriously understand, it's NOT the size, it's the intensity. IF it's played right two inches can feel like twelve.
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Had a Polish Sausage tonight, and my Polish Mother-in-Law didn't serve it.
It was full and juicy, and the perfect size for the buns. I was so hungry for it, I sucked that thing down my throat until I gagged on the ample juices. There was of course, gratuitous chin wiping.
[Shameless "Other" thread Plug] So... Wayfriend's Money is being restarted as a Pirated series by Cag and/or Eff, in this forum, I plan to support either/or, anyone else want to support it or compete? I've already given Cag $1000 to finance a couple games[/Shameless "Other" thread Plug]
It was full and juicy, and the perfect size for the buns. I was so hungry for it, I sucked that thing down my throat until I gagged on the ample juices. There was of course, gratuitous chin wiping.
[Shameless "Other" thread Plug] So... Wayfriend's Money is being restarted as a Pirated series by Cag and/or Eff, in this forum, I plan to support either/or, anyone else want to support it or compete? I've already given Cag $1000 to finance a couple games[/Shameless "Other" thread Plug]
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Surely you meant to say "Tribute series", sindatur? Not "Pirated", surely?sindatur wrote:Wayfriend's Money is being restarted as a Pirated series by Cag and/or Eff...
While I suppose Cag might be able to pull off the eyepatch and pegleg look (especially after a good couple shots of distilled chicken), it just would not be flattering for Eff. Besides, Way (may he return to us soon!) is being given full props for his many seasons of creating and hosting this great game.
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You're absolutely right, I've fired the staffer who wrote "pirated", of course it should've been marketed as Tribute Series, I can't believe rookies can get it so wrongSavor Dam wrote:Surely you meant to say "Tribute series", sindatur? Not "Pirated", surely?sindatur wrote:Wayfriend's Money is being restarted as a Pirated series by Cag and/or Eff...
While I suppose Cag might be able to pull off the eyepatch and pegleg look (especially after a good couple shots of distilled chicken), it just would not be flattering for Eff. Besides, Way (may he return to us soon!) is being given full props for his many seasons of creating and hosting this great game.
I Never Fail To Be Astounded By The Things We Do For Promises - Ronnie James Dio (All The Fools Sailed Away)
Remember, everytime you drag someone through the mud, you're down in the mud with them
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain
Where are we going...and... WHY are we in a handbasket?

Remember, everytime you drag someone through the mud, you're down in the mud with them
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain
Where are we going...and... WHY are we in a handbasket?

But there's nothing wrong with chasing tailsgt.null wrote:had chicken tonight, so no big hefty meat to really dig into...

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Sarge, you are so wrong. There's nothing I like better than burying my face in a couple of thighs, feeling the taut flesh pressed against my lips and teeth and tongue, working my mouth all around each thigh savoring every magical bit of that amazing musculature.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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you make me want some dark meat jenn..Cameraman Jenn wrote:Sarge, you are so wrong. There's nothing I like better than burying my face in a couple of thighs, feeling the taut flesh pressed against my lips and teeth and tongue, working my mouth all around each thigh savoring every magical bit of that amazing musculature.
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No, rehire that staffer. I'm pirating it, so swab my poop deck and walk my plank, and I'll shiver your timbers. I know there is more piratey innuendoes, but that's all I have at the moment. So round up the seamen, and we'll get this ship out of dock. Oh, look, a swallow just flew overhead.sindatur wrote:You're absolutely right, I've fired the staffer who wrote "pirated", of course it should've been marketed as Tribute Series, I can't believe rookies can get it so wrongSavor Dam wrote:Surely you meant to say "Tribute series", sindatur? Not "Pirated", surely?sindatur wrote:Wayfriend's Money is being restarted as a Pirated series by Cag and/or Eff...
While I suppose Cag might be able to pull off the eyepatch and pegleg look (especially after a good couple shots of distilled chicken), it just would not be flattering for Eff. Besides, Way (may he return to us soon!) is being given full props for his many seasons of creating and hosting this great game.

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haven't heard that in years.
BTW, keep the pirates...they got wood all the way below the knee.
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the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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I put Mr. Pizza Man in my mouth today. It was hot, thick, slick and delicious and it was already fluffed and ready when they handed it to me. The meaty sausage was perfectly spiced and the pepperoni thick and dark. I could only take in one though since it was huge and filling.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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