How dodgy are you? (Now with LINK!!)

[Vader]

I have to rethink my bucket list and try to exceed the 100 years/$10,000 sentence by the end of this week. Anyone got a spare toilet plunger, duct tape, maple sirup and a goat for me?

[Cameraman Jenn]

I have the duct tape and toilet plunger, no goat or maple syrup but I do have honey, flammable pepper spray with ultra violet dye, a 50 pound draw compound hunting bow with arrows, a rifle, several switchblades and a tazer. Does that help?

[aliantha]

I think Ali is actually supposed to post 1000 years and 1 billion pounds in fines for LYING on the quiz.... JK....or maybe not.... Oops, I think I just added a year to my jail time for that comment...

Or she just never met enough Cameremens Jennkins [or Jareds or whatever] to tempt her with the joys of [mostly] victimless criminality.

You guys are hilarious. No, that was my actual score. I did answer one or two yeses and a few more maybes, but apparently none of my crimes was worth jail time and a fine. (Now, if they'd asked about speeding tickets... )

Vraith, the pagan pantheon would probably I was too well behaved to join them.

[Vader]

I have the duct tape and toilet plunger, no goat or maple syrup but I do have honey, flammable pepper spray with ultra violet dye, a 50 pound draw compound hunting bow with arrows, a rifle, several switchblades and a tazer. Does that help?

Sounds kinky enough. If you also have a southern drawl meet me at the bushes behind the train station.

[Cameraman Jenn]

Ali....

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
SMOKED SO MUCH COULDN'T GET ANY HIGHER!!!!!!

Ok fine, prude. Next time we meet we will have to drop acid and knock over a 7-11 to prove our gangsterishness. OH and then we can run with scissors and promise to look both ways before crossing the street... both UP and DOWN.... I'm such a rebel

[Vraith]

Ali....

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
SMOKED SO MUCH COULDN'T GET ANY HIGHER!!!!!!

Ok fine, prude. Next time we meet we will have to drop acid and knock over a 7-11 to prove our gangsterishness. OH and then we can run with scissors and promise to look both ways before crossing the street... both UP and DOWN.... I'm such a rebel

OOoooohhh, yea, then really live on the edge and drink some milk after the expiration date, and eat some pizza that has been held below 140 degrees for more than 1 hour. [and with a 50lb draw, I hope you're not after anything bigger than a pidgeon...you try a rabbit with that, you are dead whether it has pointy teeth or not]

Oh, and Ali...the pantheon NEEDS someone as pure as you, to outrighteous that silly madonna thing.

[aliantha]

I'm just saying I'd have a hard time going up against Dionysus. Or, for that matter, Zeus.

Jenn, we'll have to discuss this further, the next time we get together.

[Sorus]

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

I'm lawful good AND hellbound.

They could have gotten me on editing copyrighted material and posting it on YouTube, but hey, they didn't ask anything that covered that.

[stonemaybe]

Years in prison: 23.5 Potential fine: £4500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

where's the death penalty come from?

[danlo]

0.5 Potential fine: £7000 ---yes, I've been aroused in public!

[Harbinger]

I don't feel comfortable posting my results.

[Sorus]

Okay, took it again and still 0/0. I answered Yes to nine questions! Gawd, I have a reputation to maintain as an interstellar pirate.

[aliantha]

Okay, took it again and still 0/0. I answered Yes to nine questions! Gawd, I have a reputation to maintain as an interstellar pirate.

You know what this means, right, Sorus? When all these criminals end up in the slammer, they're gonna call you and me to bail 'em out.

[Sorus]

Okay, took it again and still 0/0. I answered Yes to nine questions! Gawd, I have a reputation to maintain as an interstellar pirate.

You know what this means, right, Sorus? When all these criminals end up in the slammer, they're gonna call you and me to bail 'em out.

So true!

[Cameraman Jenn]

You bitches betta bail me out since I need to go all gangsta for my rep...

[deer of the dawn]

Okay, took it again and still 0/0. I answered Yes to nine questions! Gawd, I have a reputation to maintain as an interstellar pirate.

See, to me, that gives you cred. Your mojo rules!! Either that or you have a valid get-out-of-jail-free card. You are the Teflon Pirate.

Since when did "good" equate with "boring"? The top two best-selling books of ALL TIME remain: #1 The Holy Bible and #2 Pilgrim's Progress. Not everything that is exciting, interesting or even fun has to be illegal.

Let me tell you a story. I mentioned that when I was 25, I got saved. Immediately, the drugs I had tried so hard to quit became repugnant and I never used recreational drugs again. One night I was dancing in a club with a friend. I had this conversation with myself:

I am having so much fun!!! ...how come it's so much fun tonight? ...cuz I'm not stoned. My head is clear...but all those other times, I thought I would have MORE fun if I was stoned, in fact I thought I couldn't really have fun if I wasn't stoned....

I WAS ROBBED!!!!!!!!!

[sgt.null]

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000

[Cagliostro]

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000

And how many years have you actually been in prison?

[StevieG]

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £7000

[sgt.null]

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000

And how many years have you actually been in prison?

this week marks my 11th year, with 13 to go...