Invent a bad joke game

Post by **Ananda** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:24 pm

Create a really groan worthy joke!

Here is mine to start us off.

Q: What did the first grave robber say to the second grave robber after the second broke the first's favourite shovel?

A: I've got a bone to pick with you.

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:59 pm

Person #1: "What's the difference between a toilet and a sofa?"
Person #2: "I give up, what?"
Person #1: "When you come over to my place, STAY OFF MY SOFA!!!"

(Well, you did say BAD joke.)

Post by **Ananda** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:50 pm

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bigfoot?
Something hairy and fowl!

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:44 am

HIPPY: Wanna buy some LSD?
STUDENT: Get off!

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:02 pm

I actually invented this years ago, when my son was small and would laugh at anything.

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

To get to the Dark Side.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:36 pm

How do you get a one-arm moron from hanging in a tree?

Wave at them.

Post by **danlo** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:44 pm

What did Rick Perry say when he was cast into the Lake of Fire?

Pray for rain!!!!!!

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:34 am

what did th surrealists say to the other such?

wave fourth and red flowers!

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:05 pm

what did the hippy say to the home boy?

Peace, love and holla!

Post by **Ananda** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:01 pm

What did the sleepy trucker says?
I'm as tired as an 18-wheeler!

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:00 am

how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:46 pm

Two zebras playing chess. One says to the other, "you're in check!".
The other zebra says, "yeah, well my stripes are at the cleaners".

Post by **Shaun das Schaf** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:51 am

*Checks topic does say bad joke.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Post by **Ananda** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:05 am

Shaun das Schaf wrote:*Checks topic does say bad joke.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

That was hilarious.

Post by **Shaun das Schaf** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:02 am

W.r.t. to above, I just re-read the topic, which says invent a bad joke and I must confess, the Great Stick Joke of November 2011 is not my creation! Apologies. I'm hoping because Ananda received the gift of hilarity from it, the God of bad-joke-plagiarism can forgive me.

To stay on thread, I should make up a bad joke, but I've yet to consume sufficient coffee for the task. I'm hoping the Gold Five God of staying-on-target also forgives me!

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:17 am

Shaun das Schaf wrote:W.r.t. to above, I just re-read the topic, which says invent a bad joke and I must confess, the Great Stick Joke of November 2011 is not my creation! Apologies. I'm hoping because Ananda received the gift of hilarity from it, the God of bad-joke-plagiarism can forgive me.

To stay on thread, I should make up a bad joke, but I've yet to consume sufficient coffee for the task. I'm hoping the Gold Five God of staying-on-target also forgives me!

we are waiting...

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:53 pm

A man walks into a bar wearing only cellophane underwear. The bartender says "I can clearly see your nuts".

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:45 pm

What do you call birds who stick together?

Vel-crows.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 11:06 pm

I sharted

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