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[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

That's the mood!

Praise to Sarge and the Mallory's! We may be behind for now but we have the spirit and the feel and the fun!

But I still want that green aura thing, even if I don't intend to sit in the Tank to need it that much

[sgt.null]

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

Thank you, Sarge

Now how do I put it on?

[sgt.null]

Steps

1. Take off your aura from before.

2. Pick out your aura, pick out a shirt and pants if your a boy and a dress if your a girl.

3. Pull the dress or shirt over your head really hard.

4. Then if your a boy pull up your pants.

5. Oh baby you look fine.

Tips

* Consider some kind of footwear.

* Put on underwear and bra.

Warnings

* If this does not help you, get mental help.

* If you don't put on aura you will be naked, so DO IT.

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

That calls for some questions, for example,

...
pick out a shirt and pants if your a boy and a dress if your a girl.
...

OK, boys or girls, what should the others do?

...
* If this does not help you, get mental help.
...

[Ananda]

Tips

* Put on underwear and bra.

Warnings .

* If you don't put on aura you will be naked, so DO IT.[/b][/color]

At which point should the underwear and bra be put on?
Also, what if we prefer to be naked?

[sgt.null]

Also, what if we prefer to be naked?

the nudie suit...

and for mental help..

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

Thanks for for offering the help)

OK, boys or girls, what should the others do?

Still not answered

[sgt.null]

You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hair's alright
Hey babe, let's go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say I'm wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on
Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

Oh, David Bowie, thank you

[sgt.null]

You remind me of the babe
What babe
The babe with the power
What power
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do
Do what
Remind me of the babe

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby’s love had gone
And left my baby blue, no body knew

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs tails
Thunder or lightening
Then baby said

(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Put that baby’s spell on me)

(Jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
(Jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
(Put that magic jump on me, slap that baby make him free)

I saw my baby trying hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby’s fun had gone and left my baby blue
Nobody knew

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs tails
Thunder or lightening
Then baby said

(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Put that baby’s spell on me)

(Jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
(Jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
(Put that magic jump on me, slap that baby make him free)

(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance

(Jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
(Jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
(Put that baby’s spell on me)

You remind me of the babe
What babe
The babe with the power
What power
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do
Do what
Remind me of the babe

(Dance magic, dance oh, oh, oh)
(Dance magic)
(Dance magic)
(Oh, oh, oh)
(Dance magic)

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightening
Something frightening

(Dance magic, dance)
(Dance magic, dance)
(Put that baby’s spell on me)

(Jump magic, jump)
(Jump magic, jump)
(Put that magic jump on me, slap that baby make him free)

(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance

(Jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
(Jump magic, jump)
(Put that magic jump on me, slap that baby)

(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic)

(slap that baby make him free)

(Dance magic, dance) 2x
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
(Dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

Awesome

Now what did I want?

Oh, of course David Bowie

What, something else? Well, I do tend to want a lot Just may get distracted - and no wonder with such music

Oh, the aura. I feel really inspired now! There, does it look good?

[sgt.null]

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

Thank you) A wonderful photo - so elegant and stylish, and he looks so thoughtful

Now what was this thread about?

[sgt.null]

[Ananda]

The bad writing contest humbly demands you participate. We only had a measly two entries for last time. There are 500 WDGs in it for the winner! Just think of all the THOOLA or Linden's Army thingies you could buy.

[sgt.null]

The bad writing contest humbly demands
you participate. We only had a measly two
entries for last time. There are 500 WDGs
in it for the winner! Just think of all the
THOOLA or Linden's Army thingies you could buy.

I shall wander over there...

[Ananda]

Participate in the contest this time, The Nullster.

[sgt.null]

Participate in the contest this time,
The Nullster.

[Ananda]

There have been two brilliant entries in this round's writing contest in mallorys so far. I highly suggest checking them out for a good laugh.

For those of you who don't visit mallorys, this is the contest this round:

Here is my Inspiration for this contest. It takes a story and massively alters it, adding new characters or totally changing existing characters. So, here's your assignment.

You and a fancy hollywood producer are out by his pool and you are looking at the screenplay for Lord Foul's Bane. It obviously needs some changes to make it marketable! The main character is what? The producer looks over the story outline and shakes his head and even goes so far as to take his fat cat cigar from his mouth. Explaining he says, "I'm doing this for my brother in law." He points at you and says, "Woik your magic on this thing, kiddo. Give me that box-office gold." He laughs a little and then adds, "I'm talkin' summer blockbuster here or you're fired. No pressure." He then pats you on the bottom and smiles, putting the cigar back in his mouth as he leans back in his pool chair indicating that he is done with you. On your way out, his assistant gives you a marketing research report on things people respond favourably to. She frowns at you as you leave.

So, take any scene from Lord Foul's Bane and make it box office gold, baby. You can add any stage directions, setting or cast notes, explosions, car chases, cast images, soundtrack, etc. that you like. Just don't make it too long.

Deadline is 22 march end of day.

And here is Deer's entry
and Shurlord's entry
More entries are desired!