Now, as it appears that both Hashi and WF suffer from some bout of blushy abashedness, so perhaps Effy will consent to posting some “discussion opener” in the Gallery?

I shall slide offline briefly, as Longwrath pried himself loose anew and us warriors must prepare a ship for a dire voyage of an unknown length. It would be preferable to behold something inspiring upon return.
Hashi Lebwohl wrote:
Ah, that. Tinkering in the lab with my rTMS helmet (repetitive transcranial magnetic stimulation--this is a real thing, I didn't make it up) --experimenting on myself, in other words--sometimes gives me synesthesia, thus during those time I perceive the world differently than other people. By that I mean more differently than I usually do.
Effaeldm wrote:Oh, glad for you, synesthesia is fun, I particularly like how the sound of black velvet tastes

Interesting, have to read more about rTMS. Thoolahians in particular may mis-estimate the capabilities of LA’ians to comprehend technical texts--in this case the levels of brainpower might be likened to swinging a sword and lifting boulders, but mastering those various battling techniques actually required decades of devoted learning even from Gossamer Glowlimn, our iconic goddess of war elevated next to Sword-Mother Thunderroar. Baf Scatterwit, bless her in her bubbly enthusiasm, once picked up a sword, but forgot two seconds later which was the pointy end and accidentally sliced a fly in two, which upset her tremendously. Hence, we shall see. Of course one can always request further clarifications from the nigh-on omniscient director of data acquisition.
I’ll advice Effy not to taste the sound of brown velvet--it’s like...well...an unmucked stable with its inhabitants two weeks dead. A quirky notion as to why such attributes change through a slight color shift.
Hashi Lebwohl wrote:Then perhaps some non-toxic body paint? We would paint landscapes on you.
Alas, for I am ticklish. Rolling hills and whatnot could undoubtedly be depicted, but nobody enjoys an earthquake while painting.
Effaeldm wrote:sgt.null wrote:this June (I believe) marks my tenth year on the Watch. time enough now for the Comic's board to be named after me.
I'd support that

/dev/null? 〈∅〉? ;-D
Effaeldm wrote:...outer dimensions are quite a place when people stalk you with wishes to embrace you and make you watch saop series or discuss cosmetics... surely I won't accuse you of anything similar, Giants are indeed amiable and lovely and won't torture people like that, but old habits die hard

Like in the joke about a pirate who claimed to lose an eye thanks to a fly sitting on it. He just received a hook instead of a hand on the previous day.
Now, are you certain you would not wish to converse about nail extensions by a cup of latte in a celebrity haunt bar? The clawed, glow-in-the dark carious green ones would befit you in a splendid manner...
As to a soap series, what kind of perfume/washing capacities are you looking for? Good ol’ lime soap or something dermatologically tested? What are you going to wash?
A squid? A shoggoth’s backside?
Effaeldm wrote:Perhaps you're right, I've heard some sing as if they spend all the time stepping on each other's ears, and those rhymes…
That’s merely the Ironhand after too much Diamondraught, heed her not, her singing surges in quality when she clears the hangover from her vocal chords. I was referring to the ones that discuss make-up and hair conditioners while dressed in pink frills. And who hug anything that moves.
Effaeldm wrote:If I was not clear, I do apologize, I didn't mean to insult anyone here by calling "normal"

"normal" means not anyone I talk to, but the ones I have to communicate with mostly off the Watch, ones rather not accepting for anything unusual
Ah, I have my Gray Mundanity Switch for that. Regrettably something all of us must handle behind the shelter of Giantess avatars and so forth.
Effaeldm wrote:Oh, can I get the old one? I also want to conduct an experiment

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What? Discover if sapient life has evolved in the 13-year-old sandwich forgotten in one pocket? Or would you like to celebrate its upcoming 14th anniversary by baking a cake?
Effaeldm wrote:Hashi Lebwohl wrote:I concur, with the exception of the species part as I am still the same species as you. For now. A sufficient amount of cyborg enhancements should make the difference but I don't yet know how much alteration would be needed.
How presumptuous of you to guees about species like that, does it require a Giantish name - or one you know - to suspect anything?

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I glimpsed at the prototype from afar. A bionic robosuit with which he can alter height, body mass, muscle tone...it all more than implies about urges to court certain someone. Remember to add a hair growth module--Giantesses love beards.