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Bionic schmionic as long as he's starkers. :biggrin:
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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A naked Cail would look like this in your movie:

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Somehow, HLT, I don't think that's the sort of full Monty that the women of the Watch had in mind....
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Cagliostro wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Wait just a minute here. How did we go from Cail being full monty to wearing a costume? :biggrin:
Maybe he's bionic.
Nah, I just like chicks.
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Cail wrote:If it advances the story and will play better to our film's target demographic, Danlo could actually turn into a cybernetic killing machine from the future.

Or perhaps I'm just biased because I believe that most films would benefit from a cybernetic killing machine from the future.

Except for (possibly) Lady and the Tramp.
I'm staying out of this discussion, but I have to send props to my boy Cail for a damn funny post!
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(Maybe this thread will win a Watchee for Silliest of the Year...)
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Think about it....How much better would When Harry Met Sally have been if when Meg Ryan fakes the orgasm in the restaurant, this guy....
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...had shredded her with gunfire and said, "I'll haaf vhat she's haaffink"?

Think about how much more exciting the ending of It's a Wonderful Life would have been.....
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*bump*

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Reaching into the vaults, are we? :lol:

I laughed all over again, though. I wonder where I was coming back from when I was stuck at O'Hare that time?
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aliantha wrote:I wonder where I was coming back from when I was stuck at O'Hare that time?
I lost count of the number of times I got stuck there. If it rained in Chicago or one of the hubs that serves it, you could guarantee your flight would be at least delayed and possibly canceled.

As soon as flight started getting canceled you could guarantee there would be a long line of people at the Hilton at the airport all trying to get a room. The great thing for me is that they had the Hilton Honors desk there that let you bypass the long line and you had more chance of getting a room and I had clocked up a lot of hours at Hiltons at that time so got a room easily.

Hated being at that airport if it looked like rain.
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O'Hare is a freaking nightmare. I'm pretty sure I remember which layover that was, too. Seems to me there was at least one gate change involved. 8O

Usually if I'm flying to Chicago, my flight ends there, as my mother's house is in northern Indiana. And if that's where I'm headed, I'd rather fly into Midway. Although I've had at least one looooong delay there, too -- the most memorable of which was with a cranky tween who was having a meltdown. Good times, good times... :(
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Guess what it felt like having adventures on O'Hare two months back on my very first trip to the States? ;) Or the poor fellow Finn girl who did not speak very good English at all and with whom I hooked up to locate our luggage that had soared over to Phoenix sans us?

(My trouble with the FinnoGaelfest flights was negligible compared to that. Flight to München over two hours late from Hki --> missed my direct Dublin connection --> they re-routed me in München, very efficiently under ten minutes, to fly via Frankfurt to D. I was more worried about Squishy getting bored during the 6-7h delay. :lol:)
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