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Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:34 pm

and umm .. cos all mormon's love trees

well we do

Post by **[Syl]** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:40 am

I was raised as a Mormon, and you guys know I like trees. Perhaps there's something to this theory.

Post by **danlo** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:52 am

Well I come from Druid stock and my middle name means High Priest of the Ashen Grove...(so yes Brinn, I was actually born a true tree-hugger

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Post by **birdandbear** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:58 am

Wow! What's your middle name, if you don't mind my asking?

Post by **Landwaster** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:48 pm

(I myself was raised a country boy in a farming district, where the ecological/environmental motto was "If it moves, shoot it. If it doesn't, chop it down." Is that wrong?)

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:39 pm

No. You just need a lawn mower to ride around in and you'll be my friend-down-the-street's dad.

Oh, and a Bob the Builder umbrella-hat to wear when it rains.

Post by **Landwaster** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:43 pm

Haha ... I think I'll stop short of that!

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:47 pm

Good idea.

Post by **Landwaster** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:49 pm

Stop baiting me lest I drop into Rituals'R'Us on my way over there

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:00 pm

*yawn* Protego Back atcha laddie!

(If you want to test one o' them, the rock quarrie behind my house is just the place.)

Post by **Landwaster** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:58 pm

Shall do!

Post by **Lord Callindrill** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:29 pm

Interesting, count me in as another mormon suffering from arboreal tendancies. The aspens are particularly spectacular this week.

Pray tell, which of our resident forestals is in charge of the aspens? You have my deepest respect!

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:03 am

"This just in : Rituals Of Desecration to be legalised!!!!!"

Well, as long as it's gone through the U.N. first, we should have nothing to worry about.

Post by **DrPaul** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:16 am

I'm told that the current Australian Federal Government would like to do this but they're having trouble getting it through the Senate.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:33 am

Kind of makes me a firm believer in the checks-and-balances of democracy all over again, Dr. Paul.

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:44 am

DrPaul wrote:I'm told that the current Australian Federal Government would like to do this but they're having trouble getting it through the Senate.

I tried to order a Ritual of Desecration from iHerb but apparently they are not allowed to ship this product to Australia. They did have lesser impact Rituals of Aggravation that were ok to ship.

Last time I came back into the country I had a six-pack of RoDs I'd picked up at duty-free, and all customs had to say is "What is that on your shoes? Is that DIRT?"

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:11 am

Sounds like customs has effectively developed a new Ritual of Confiscation.

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This just in : Rituals Of Desecration to be legalised!!!!!