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I want to eat people

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I think it is wrong only because if it were allowed, then people would begin breeding people like farm animals, but I'm quite interested in what people taste like.

I'm so sick of cow, pigs, and chicken.

I want to eat something new, with a new taste, and people seem to fit the bill. I mean, there's so many of us. What's the harm, except my first statement. Oh well, I guess it will never happen, but I sure would like to try it. I mean it gives a whole new meaning to rump roast, right?

Actually, I'd like to eat some athetic guy's rib meat. I think that would be tasty. Or some woman's $(*@$(@*$. No offense, but I'm just interested. I even wonder what $#(*$# would taste like, although I'm not gay. I just wonder. I think that it would probably taste pretty good if it was on the BBQ on the patio.

I don't think I'd like to eat heart or tongue, fingers, or anything. I'm not very interested in finger food. But I am wondering if breast of human is a good dish.

Yeah, you think I'm crazy right. Of course you do. I mean it must sound nuts, because you are viewing people in light of society and all that. But in the animal kingdom, dog eat dog & all that, I'm just curious. I wish there was a way to test it out, I mean without cutting off my own arm or something.

Aren't you in the least bit curious?
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Zephalephelah wrote:Yeah, you think I'm crazy right. Of course you do.
Oh, the jury came back on that one a looooooooooong time ago! :LOLS: (I don't think they deliberated all that long either. :mrgreen:)
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Human's not that good. Tastes kind of like pork.
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I know a guy who said he ate monkey in Vietnam.

Kinda stringy, like tough corned beef, he described.
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SOYLIENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!
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This thread just about made me lose my breakfast. Gross.
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Post by danlo »

No this won't do--Zeph they have this EZboard called VALIS that has this place called the Inferno where you can Flame and be Gross at the same time--take you act there
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I second duchess' sentiments!

cannibalism the vilest concept in existence to me! I wrote a paper a few years back in Uni about this very topic as it raised numerous legal and ethical questions.

and at the end of the day .. you are not talking about eating human flesh .. you are talking about murder!

we dont consider killing chicken or lamb or cow - murder .. but we do consider killing humans murder ..

and i got to say .. you have to be a sick twisted sad individual to really believe thats ok .. imho :(
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Skyweir wrote:we dont consider killing chicken or lamb or cow - murder .. but we do consider killing humans murder ..
That feels like a double standard whenever I hear someone say that. But I agree with you Sky. I just wanna expound on it. I suppose it all comes down to how one kills. If you do it for food and/or basic survival, it's fine by me. But, killing any animal (cow, chicken, etc.) for any other reason is murder in my eyes, just as much as murdering a human. Life is life, no matter what species it is.
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yeah you speak truth Foul!

and I agree that it may be a double standard .. and ethically "murder" maybe

but when I referred to murder .. I mean the crime of murder .. written into statute .. mandated by our legal systems ..

maybe one day the killing of innocent animals will also be legislated against .. but for today ..

only killing humans is legally considered "murder" regardless of the ethical objections raised by animal rights activists that it is still "murder" to kill -period -.
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Skyweir wrote:maybe one day the killing of innocent animals will also be legislated against .. but for today ..
Thank God, ya know. I mean, I don't know how many ants I've accidentally stepped on. Involuntary antslaughter? :lol:
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Post by kevinswatch »

Sorry, Zeph. We just don't need this here.-jay
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