abc's - why did the chicken cross the road

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:58 am

Only the chicken knows, and he.s not saying a clucking word.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:09 am

Prepare yourself for a shock. Chicken's don't use language and aren't telepathic so I'm guessing we'll never know why.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:29 pm

Quality assessments of road resurfacings aren't complete until they are road-tested by chickens.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 7:38 pm

Regardless of how you may feel about chickens they probably don't put much thought into where they go or why.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:53 am

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:27 am

To get to the other side. There I said it.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:50 pm

unknown

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:36 pm

Versions of the reason have been postulated but only the chicken knows which one is true.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:44 pm

Why ask "Why?" when it comes to what chickens want to do?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:44 pm

X-men comics were being sold for half price on the other side of the road.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:25 pm

Yes, the rumors are true; the chicken wanted to distance himself from the lame-assed, offensive, and just plain wrongness of the bromance debacle.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:28 am

Zones of chicken feed were established on the other side of the road to entice and entrap unwary chickens.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:20 pm

A gleaming alloy aircar 2 lanes wide shot towards the hapless chicken, forcing him to seek shelter on the opposite side of the road.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:26 pm

By-Tor and the Snow Dog had been chasing said chicken for leagues and just as the chicken crossed the road the Snow Dog...well, you know.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:06 pm

Cock of the walk goes wherever he wants, b*tches.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:03 pm

Don't think for a minute you are going to find out why a Chicken does anything. Its one of life's most valuable mysteries.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:08 pm

Every chicken believes in his right to cross any road he wishes.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:27 pm

For the sheer feather-headed foolishness of it all!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:17 pm

Got an invitation.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:04 pm

hellfire and brimstone, how should I know?

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