ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
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Toltecs prophesied the 2022 Tankpocalypse. Take that, Mayans!
Toltecs prophesied the 2022 Tankpocalypse. Take that, Mayans!
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Visionaries foresee an imminent Age of Universal Peace & Love — a time in which the Tank's signal virtues of harmony, understanding, sympathy and trust can abound without opposition from lesser, blighted souls.
Visionaries foresee an imminent Age of Universal Peace & Love — a time in which the Tank's signal virtues of harmony, understanding, sympathy and trust can abound without opposition from lesser, blighted souls.
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Xplain to me, again, how the world was not a better place with the Tank in it. Take yer time. I'll wait.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Xplain to me, again, how the world was not a better place with the Tank in it. Take yer time. I'll wait.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
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Zonkers, of the Screaming Yellow persuasion, are exactly the kind of carb-loaded sugar bomb craved by jonesing Tankers chasing the Tank's signature state of generalized anxiety, aka Tanxiety.
Zonkers, of the Screaming Yellow persuasion, are exactly the kind of carb-loaded sugar bomb craved by jonesing Tankers chasing the Tank's signature state of generalized anxiety, aka Tanxiety.
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Architecting an escapist world in which the Tank never not-existed. A world in which the Tank always already was the First & Last Bastion of Illumination — the Alpha & Omega of Enlightenment — watering from above a bleak, mean, ungrateful world with a gently insistent dewfall of rationality.
Architecting an escapist world in which the Tank never not-existed. A world in which the Tank always already was the First & Last Bastion of Illumination — the Alpha & Omega of Enlightenment — watering from above a bleak, mean, ungrateful world with a gently insistent dewfall of rationality.
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Baby Shark might not seem the most obvious choice for Tank Withdrawal Therapy, yet it evokes the same thrill of vague, interminably deferred nausea generated by the genuine article.
Baby Shark might not seem the most obvious choice for Tank Withdrawal Therapy, yet it evokes the same thrill of vague, interminably deferred nausea generated by the genuine article.
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Craving after the Tank is for Normals. Who amongst us would not pine for that metheglin of vim and virtue? Deviants and other assorted Degenerates, that's who.
Craving after the Tank is for Normals. Who amongst us would not pine for that metheglin of vim and virtue? Deviants and other assorted Degenerates, that's who.
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Dark Magicks wielded by Adepts of Ignorance have weakened the Tank's cultural credit such that most believe it to be a net loss to society. Go figure.
Dark Magicks wielded by Adepts of Ignorance have weakened the Tank's cultural credit such that most believe it to be a net loss to society. Go figure.
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Elevators are a great place to proselytize for new Tankers, acclimating them to the claustrophobic, close-quarters abuse that'll keep 'em coming back for more.
Elevators are a great place to proselytize for new Tankers, acclimating them to the claustrophobic, close-quarters abuse that'll keep 'em coming back for more.
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Forget to check-in with the Tank before undertaking any life-decision? FYI, that gnawing panic in your guts is the cognitive dissonance of utter uncertitude. Don't be a wank. Consult the Tank.*
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Forget to check-in with the Tank before undertaking any life-decision? FYI, that gnawing panic in your guts is the cognitive dissonance of utter uncertitude. Don't be a wank. Consult the Tank.*
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Grandioise Delusions are difficult to maintain without the continuous drip-feed of group reinforcement which the Tank's bonhomie provides.
Grandioise Delusions are difficult to maintain without the continuous drip-feed of group reinforcement which the Tank's bonhomie provides.
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Hankering after the Tank's emotionally dysfunctional truthtelling like a lackey longing for the sharp thwack of his good master's foot.
Hankering after the Tank's emotionally dysfunctional truthtelling like a lackey longing for the sharp thwack of his good master's foot.
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Interesting hobbies abound. The Tank's not the only game in town. There's gardening. And bottlecap collecting. And Chia Pets. And who am I kidding? There's the Tank, and then there's the yawning, all-consuming mouth of the Void. That's it.
Interesting hobbies abound. The Tank's not the only game in town. There's gardening. And bottlecap collecting. And Chia Pets. And who am I kidding? There's the Tank, and then there's the yawning, all-consuming mouth of the Void. That's it.
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Jousting with every rando in order to pwn anyone who'll listen. Hey, come back! You can't walk away from me until you logically establish that you have the power of ambulatory motion!
Jousting with every rando in order to pwn anyone who'll listen. Hey, come back! You can't walk away from me until you logically establish that you have the power of ambulatory motion!
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Kvetching about "having no Tank in which to kvetch about Tankers" is screaming into the void. Ack! Does anybody hear me!?!
Kvetching about "having no Tank in which to kvetch about Tankers" is screaming into the void. Ack! Does anybody hear me!?!
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Live, Laugh, Love. Living to Laugh at my enemies' tears is a job I Love. It's the little things that count.
Live, Laugh, Love. Living to Laugh at my enemies' tears is a job I Love. It's the little things that count.