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Hell, try being married to a woman that was only nice one month out of the last 7 years!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Cameraman Jenn
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Phantasm.....If she reads this you are probably not having sex again this year.....
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Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Alynna Lis Eachann
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Said as one who has never experienced either sensation.Phantasm wrote:Epilate ladies
Get pregnant - no periods for ages
"We probably could have saved ourselves, but we were too damned lazy to try very hard... and too damn cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut
"Now if you remember all great paintings have an element of tragedy to them. Uh, for instance if you remember from last week, the unicorn was stuck on the aircraft carrier and couldn't get off. That was very sad. " - Kids in the Hall
"Now if you remember all great paintings have an element of tragedy to them. Uh, for instance if you remember from last week, the unicorn was stuck on the aircraft carrier and couldn't get off. That was very sad. " - Kids in the Hall
I need to get burlyer for the new one! Got to have a beard to counter-toughen the clarinet!Warmark wrote:Balon wrote:Hairy pits and legs have never bothered me.
But as for the shaving, mabye I've been really lucky, but I've only cut myself twice. Then again, I've only shaved mabye a dozen times.
Aye, you can tell how often you shave from the pics in the album.
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
Heh, if I ever have sex with her again it'll be too soon.
[For those just joining us, Cail's been separated from Mrs. Cail for 5 months, and wouldn't go back with her for all the money in the world and unsupervised naked time with all the women on the Watch.]
[To clarify, Cail is interested in unsupervised naked time with the females of the Watch, just as long as he doesn't have to get back together with Mrs. Cail.]
[For those just joining us, Cail's been separated from Mrs. Cail for 5 months, and wouldn't go back with her for all the money in the world and unsupervised naked time with all the women on the Watch.]
[To clarify, Cail is interested in unsupervised naked time with the females of the Watch, just as long as he doesn't have to get back together with Mrs. Cail.]
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Cameraman Jenn
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I just went back and edited, I meant that comment to Phantasm....
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Fair enough, but the naked time thing stands.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Waddley
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Or Brazilians?? I'd really like to see any man handle that without a good cry. C'mon.... they're not that bad....Cameraman Jenn wrote:Did we mention bikini waxing?Is shaving your face so much more difficult than having your hair yanked out by the roots?
Pansies.
"Let my inspiration flow in token rhyme, suggesting rhythm." -Robert Hunter
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Cameraman Jenn
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Yeah! What Wadd's said about the brazillian.....
Cail....about this naked time.....oh wait, can't make it to Elohimfest....sorry.
Cail....about this naked time.....oh wait, can't make it to Elohimfest....sorry.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Phantasm
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Peven wrote:i'll tell you what is more of a pain than shaving every day, having to live in the same house with someone who has their period 7 days out of every month!Lucimay wrote:Phantasm wrote:Women complain about having periods once a month, but having to shave every day is much more of a pain IMHO.
did he really say that?
he did didn't he!
and he's MARRIED WITH CHILDREN too!!
betcha he doesn't say it to HER!!!! heh!
Amen to that brother.Quote - John Smeaton (Terrorists take note)
"This is Glasgow- we'll just set aboot ye"
"This is Glasgow- we'll just set aboot ye"
it IS at least a more realistic statement than daily shaving is worse than monthly periods!!
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
Phantasm wrote:Of course, some women could do with a daily shave as well as their monthly period.
(and I'm not talking legs andarmpits
i'm convinced yer just lookin for a good whuppin there, ya randy SCOT!!
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Phantasm
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I'm talking moustaches here, get your mind out of the gutter girlLucimay wrote:Phantasm wrote:Of course, some women could do with a daily shave as well as their monthly period.
(and I'm not talking legs andarmpits
i'm convinced yer just lookin for a good whuppin there, ya randy SCOT!!
Quote - John Smeaton (Terrorists take note)
"This is Glasgow- we'll just set aboot ye"
"This is Glasgow- we'll just set aboot ye"
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Cameraman Jenn
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Well, there are some men out there who could do with a little lawn care themselves.....
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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The one really important thing to remember is to shave with the grain of your beard. After that, don't press to hard, it might take a couple of passes, but that's how it works. Otherwise your asking to get cut.
Aftershave and shacing cream is optional depending on the person. I've never used either, and never had any problems, but my brother uses shaving cream. Without it, he bleeds like a stuck pig.
That help?
Aftershave and shacing cream is optional depending on the person. I've never used either, and never had any problems, but my brother uses shaving cream. Without it, he bleeds like a stuck pig.
That help?
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.