Knock Knock jokes

Free, open, general chat on any topic.

Moderator: Orlion

Post Reply
User avatar
drew
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 7877
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:20 pm
Location: Canada
Been thanked: 1 time
Contact:
Contact drew

Post by drew »

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing?
-Skip

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs swimming?
-Bob

What do you call a guys with no arms and no legs sitting by a door?
-Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
-Art

What do you call his arms and legs hanging on the wall?
-Pieces of art.

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg up agains a wall?
-Eileen.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
Top
User avatar
Menolly
A Lowly Harper
Posts: 24187
Joined: Thu May 19, 2005 12:29 am
Location: Harper Hall, Fort Hold, Northern Continent, Pern...
Has thanked: 1 time
Been thanked: 15 times
Contact:
Contact Menolly

Post by Menolly »

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
-Russell
Image
Top
User avatar
iQuestor
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 2520
Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 12:20 am
Location: South of Disorder

Post by iQuestor »

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg up agains a wall?
-Eileen.
What do you call a JAPANESE woman with one arm and one leg up agains a wall?
-Irene.
Top
User avatar
jelerak
Bloodguard
Posts: 994
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:18 pm
Location: Indy by way of NOLA

Post by jelerak »

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer. (idea)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, on legs and no genitals?

Still no 'effin' eye-deer.

(God, that's awful, huh?)
Top
User avatar
Loredoctor
Lord
Posts: 18609
Joined: Sun Jul 14, 2002 11:35 pm
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Contact:
Contact Loredoctor

Post by Loredoctor »

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stephen.
Stephen who?
Stephen R. Donaldson.
I was reading Lord Fouls Bane was querying the main philosophy of the Lords in regards to their stance on the oath of peace and Lord Foul. Do you think that there is some contradiction in attitudes?
**** off. I'm sick of these questions.
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
Top
User avatar
CovenantJr
Lord
Posts: 12608
Joined: Fri Mar 22, 2002 9:10 pm
Location: North Wales

Post by CovenantJr »

Loremaster wrote:Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stephen.
Stephen who?
Stephen R. Donaldson.
I was reading Lord Fouls Bane was querying the main philosophy of the Lords in regards to their stance on the oath of peace and Lord Foul. Do you think that there is some contradiction in attitudes?
**** off. I'm sick of these questions.
:lol:
Top
User avatar
danlo
Lord
Posts: 20838
Joined: Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:29 pm
Location: Albuquerque NM
Been thanked: 1 time
Contact:
Contact danlo

Post by danlo »

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Terry
Terry who?
Terry Brooks and I just wanted to read to you the beginning of my new book:
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would be shortly celebrating his eleventy-first birthday...
Last edited by danlo on Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:58 am, edited 2 times in total.
fall far and well Pilots!
Top
User avatar
CovenantJr
Lord
Posts: 12608
Joined: Fri Mar 22, 2002 9:10 pm
Location: North Wales

Post by CovenantJr »

:lol: 8)
Top
User avatar
danlo
Lord
Posts: 20838
Joined: Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:29 pm
Location: Albuquerque NM
Been thanked: 1 time
Contact:
Contact danlo

Post by danlo »

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo
Yo who?
Yo Mama
Yo Mama who?
This really is yo mama and if you don't open right now I'll kick down this door and beat yo little ass
fall far and well Pilots!
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Discussion Forum”