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Post by **Wyldewode** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:38 am

Heh. . . I don't think I can add anything helpful. . . except maybe make a drinking game where you get to have a drink any time one of them mentions something churchy. After a while you'll be drunk, and it will all seem like good fun to drunken EL!

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:08 am

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Best way to corrupt young girls? Sleep with them. But, that aside... GTA won't work- they're girls.

If you want to go the video game route, WoW is your best bet.

If you want to go the book route, I wouldn't suggest LFB to start with... maybe something easier to get into, less rape (to start with) maybe a nice George RR Martin or the Mordent's Need series.

If you want to go the TV route, make them watch the first couple seasons of Weeds.

Oh, and alcohol. Make sure they understand that the best way to enjoy themselves is with a nice girly drink.

I'd sleep with them, except they're like 15, 16, and 17.

Lemme rephrase that.

I'd sleep with them, but it's illegal.

I wish I could get the Pentecostals drunk. Seriously. They have no problem with the word 'Motherf*cker,' but say the word 'Hell' and they get offended. Sheesh.

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:09 am

CovenantJr wrote:Urotsukidoji

We're not supposed to speak about that.

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:10 am

Wyldewode wrote:Heh. . . I don't think I can add anything helpful. . . except maybe make a drinking game where you get to have a drink any time one of them mentions something churchy. After a while you'll be drunk, and it will all seem like good fun to drunken EL!

Wait, wait. Are we all drinking, or just me?

I don't much enjoy the idea of a bunch of pentecostal minors who've never dealt with (much less had) alcohol poisoning having to tend to me while I'm suffering from an acute case of I just Killed my Liver.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:18 am

Ok, so: get them drunk, sit them in front of Urotsukidoji, play them a couple of Emperor albums, then cackle as their lives crumble.

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:40 am

CovenantJr wrote:Ok, so: get them drunk, sit them in front of Urotsukidoji, play them a couple of Emperor albums, then cackle as their lives crumble.

You are aptly named, sir.

Although, I think TCTC would be a good introduction to Urotsukidoji, not the other way around. Urotsukidoji might be a good introduction to

Spoiler

gang rape, rape, incest, rape, snuff, rape, paedophilia, rape, tentacle rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape...

No matter how drunk, that doesn't exactly get many chicks in the mood.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:45 am

I wasn't thinking of getting them in the mood, I was thinking of destroying their fragile moral sensibilities.

And, indeed, all semblance of taste.

Post by **Waddley** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:57 am

If you're gonna hook them up with hentai, I really suggest starting with something easy, like some La Blue Girl, or Bible Black. You can say it's religious!! You can then work your way up to Urotsukidoji.

Also, there's always 2 girls 1 cup.com. It's a good starter. (NOT. WORK. SAFE.)

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:04 am

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:...Bible Black. You can say it's religious!!

Stealthy!

I was going for efficiency (maximum corruption in minimum time) but I approve of the stealth approach too.

Post by **Wyldewode** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:08 am

Emotional Leper wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:Heh. . . I don't think I can add anything helpful. . . except maybe make a drinking game where you get to have a drink any time one of them mentions something churchy. After a while you'll be drunk, and it will all seem like good fun to drunken EL!
Wait, wait. Are we all drinking, or just me?

I don't much enjoy the idea of a bunch of pentecostal minors who've never dealt with (much less had) alcohol poisoning having to tend to me while I'm suffering from an acute case of I just Killed my Liver.

Just you, hon. In no way am I condoning you getting those poor souls drunk. You, however, make your own decisions.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:10 am

convert

Post by **Waddley** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:16 am

Wyldewode wrote:In no way am I condoning you getting those poor souls drunk.

I am.

Post by **balon!** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:19 am

Me too! Everything becomes more clear when combined with vodka. Just explain to them that their God told you to tell them to never bother you again. It'll make perfect sense.

Post by **Wyldewode** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:22 am

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:In no way am I condoning you getting those poor souls drunk.
I am.

It's kinda plausible deniability, Wadds!

Post by **Waddley** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:26 am

OH! YEAH!!

Right, in that case- you'd be a BAD person if you conned them into drinking, EL. You shouldn't do it.

*wink**wink*

Post by **Holsety** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:33 am

Emotional Leper wrote:
CovenantJr wrote:Ok, so: get them drunk, sit them in front of Urotsukidoji, play them a couple of Emperor albums, then cackle as their lives crumble.
You are aptly named, sir.

Although, I think TCTC would be a good introduction to Urotsukidoji, not the other way around. Urotsukidoji might be a good introduction to
Spoiler
gang rape, rape, incest, rape, snuff, rape, paedophilia, rape, tentacle rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape...
No matter how drunk, that doesn't exactly get many chicks in the mood.

How many tentacles do you have lying around anyway?

The gap, which has morn eventually forgive'ish angus and makes angus heroic'ish, would probably be the better choice. And you don't really want to turn anyone into post-covenant Lena, do you?

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:39 pm

Emotional Leper wrote:
CovenantJr wrote:Ok, so: get them drunk, sit them in front of Urotsukidoji, play them a couple of Emperor albums, then cackle as their lives crumble.
You are aptly named, sir.

Although, I think TCTC would be a good introduction to Urotsukidoji, not the other way around. Urotsukidoji might be a good introduction to
Spoiler
gang rape, rape, incest, rape, snuff, rape, paedophilia, rape, tentacle rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape...
No matter how drunk, that doesn't exactly get many chicks in the mood.

Dammit...I knew I was going about it the wrong way.

I'm not sure but is the subtitle of at least one of the Urotsukidoji entitled: Legend of the Overfiend. That is a nasty piece of work, that.

Spoiler

Demon penises shooting acidy jism through the backs of young anime girls. I'm at least able to sleep now, but still the dreams come.

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:17 pm

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:OH! YEAH!!

Right, in that case- you'd be a BAD person if you conned them into drinking, EL. You shouldn't do it.

*wink**wink*

I'm not bad. I'm EVIL. Because it's so good to be evil.

The probably don't have pretty good alcohol tolerances, either. Half a liter of vodka each, then?

Balon: I think some of them already think I'm some sort of prophet. Ish scary.

God. I have to go cry now. Life is not fair. So not fair.

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:21 pm

Wait! You said one is 17? That's just one more year before she's no longer jailbait. And by then, maybe she'll grow out of the churchy thing.

Hey, it could happen.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:58 pm

Cagliostro wrote:I'm not sure but is the subtitle of at least one of the Urotsukidoji entitled: Legend of the Overfiend. That is a nasty piece of work, that.

Yep, Legend of the Overfiend is the English title. Calling it by its real name is far more anime 1337 though.

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