Don't Pick on the Dog

[Wyldewode]

I feel sorry for the dog.

[emotional leper]

And hey -- as to picking the dog over the woman. My pet Shih Tzu is the only thing in this world that truely loves me unconditionally. You just can't find that kind of devotion in women.

Nor can you find that kind of devotion in a man. The dogs win!

Yes, you can. It's right here. More than one woman has thrown it away.

I'm not cynical and jaded, no sir.

[drew]

...What kind of an idiot picks a fight with a (obviously slightly violent) woman while naked?

He's lucky she aimed at his face.

[Prebe]

domestic assault. they could lose firearms rights.

Hot damn! That's pretty close to nuetering in Texas innit?

[emotional leper]

I do hope she goes to jail for a long time.

[sgt.null]

domestic assault. they could lose firearms rights.

Hot damn! That's pretty close to nuetering in Texas innit?

well you can never hold a job in security. public or private.