
Esquire Magazine's 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive is....
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You are right Null... I am! 

Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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HAHAHAHHAAHA! I have a brain. I post on the watch. I know about sci-fi fantasy authors. I am WAY hotter than her. She is someone who pretends for a living. She may be physically hot but I got the mind hots over her and that goes a long way.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Halle Berry is hot, no doubt about it.
Halle Berry is hot, no doubt about it.
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Remember when Julia "dogface" Roberts was the "most beautiful woman" (or some such bullsh#t) of the year for several years?

Remember when Julia "dogface" Roberts was the "most beautiful woman" (or some such bullsh#t) of the year for several years?

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Years ago during my very first trip to L.A. I was walking past a place called "Live Nudes". (For the record I did not go in.) A couple of interestingly dressed guys were walking past as well and I overheard one say "Screw that. I want to see dead nudes."Cagliostro wrote:Okay, so can we start ranking the sexiest woman not alive?
... nobody I know.
So how's that working out for you?Holsety wrote:I dunno. Halle says she thinks being sexy is a "comfortable state of being" but I kind of like a slight insecurity that manifests itself as snottiness and arrogance (like, an "I'm too good for you" kinda attitude).

Where's EL? He'd certainly weigh in on that subject!AjK wrote:Years ago during my very first trip to L.A. I was walking past a place called "Live Nudes". (For the record I did not go in.) A couple of interestingly dressed guys were walking past as well and I overheard one say "Screw that. I want to see dead nudes."Cagliostro wrote:Okay, so can we start ranking the sexiest woman not alive?

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Damn Protestants!Auleliel wrote:I'm 21 now, dAN, but I could still sue you for sexual harrassment, if I were so inclined. Lucky for you, I see the humor in your comments and am not offended.Unlucky for you, you will not be receiving any "candid" Catholic schoolgirl pics from me. I ain't that type of gal.
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Protestants? Whatever gave you that idea?Fist and Faith wrote:Damn Protestants!Auleliel wrote:I'm 21 now, dAN, but I could still sue you for sexual harrassment, if I were so inclined. Lucky for you, I see the humor in your comments and am not offended.Unlucky for you, you will not be receiving any "candid" Catholic schoolgirl pics from me. I ain't that type of gal.
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That's ridiculous! That's not sexy! That's DEBAUCHERY! THOSE HARLOTS ARE CORRUPTING THAT CHILD!sgt.null wrote:this kid disagrees with esquire...
In fact, they look young enough that they should be being corrupted by someone as suave as myself! What the hell do they think they're doing with that kid? My question is fully altruistic and only asked for the sake of those girls.
yah she is hot --- in a so pretensious, "I'm-trying-too-hard" kinda way. I mean, c'mon .. she normally has tiny boobs .. look at that pic... there must have been about a couple of meters of duct tape pushing those puppies together....

ahhh, me bad ...
yah, Fox is hot ... just not my kind of hot...


ahhh, me bad ...
yah, Fox is hot ... just not my kind of hot...

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The point is, she wants us to look at them. That's sexy.
Just a joke. If you won't show us any Catholic pix...Auleliel wrote:Protestants? Whatever gave you that idea?Fist and Faith wrote:Damn Protestants!Auleliel wrote:I'm 21 now, dAN, but I could still sue you for sexual harrassment, if I were so inclined. Lucky for you, I see the humor in your comments and am not offended.Unlucky for you, you will not be receiving any "candid" Catholic schoolgirl pics from me. I ain't that type of gal.
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It is? Gee, where I come from, we'd call that being an exhibitionist.Fist and Faith wrote:The point is, she wants us to look at them. That's sexy...



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Well, to each his own in all sincerity. I have the opposite view. I think "withholding information" is sexy. Not to get too personal, but back when we were dating my wife kinda kept her personal assets, shall we say, under wraps. When they were finally exposed to me the only thing that kept my jaw from hitting the floor was ... well, never mind. To me, my wife is the Sexiest Woman Alive. (No, I will not post pictures.Fist and Faith wrote:The point is, she wants us to look at them. That's sexy.

... nobody I know.