"The Last of Us": ABCs from the Watchpocalypse

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Underwater vacuoles, entombing hazardous relics from the Before Times, are routinely plundered by unscrupulous looters aiming to traffic in implements of mayhem.

[Skyweir]

Vile physical mutations on surviving Watchers cerebral cortex

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Wishing to honor the fallen, Cord's straggling 'V' — one of the few posts left behind in the Great Migration of the Latter Days — was inscribed on a dedicated, concrete monument.



"To Those We've Lost Along the Way."

[Skyweir]

Xacting revenge for the great and significant losses of the “Best of Us”

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Yawning Chasms and Sulfurous Pits — regularly negotiated by pilgrim, settler, and coolie alike — scar the desolate hills and fields pockmarked from the days of the Forever Wars.

[Skyweir]

Zealot zombie zoologists reacting to the human scourge the only way they know how

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Alpo has replaced time-ravaged cans of radioactive Spam as the favored foodstuff among the swarming hoards of pale, blind mole-men.

[Skyweir]

Babooshkas hell bent on barricading boarding houses cannot be deterred … they will bite the fungi infected heads off every last fungus-zombie

[Wosbald]

+JMJ=

Corrosion, Accretion, and Secretion are popular baby-names in the mutant-riddled abyss known as the Miserific Sector.

[Skyweir]

Cute

Decomposition takes on a whole new meaning in the futuristic world of mutant fungus.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Ergot in the Rye has driven half denizens of The Galley to madness and the rest to the loss of their toes.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Flamewars. Or more accurately. The Flamewar Wars.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Gozer the Gozerian spends a lot of time in The Close just building her cult, amassing supplicants, playing The Destructor and and bein' sure to take time every day for 5 minutes of mindfulness. Aim for the flat top!

[Skyweir]

Hagred himself cannot combat the emergent fungi virus - he must haul himself to the safety of Dumbledores underbelly

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Intravenous injections of Hazee Recollections — a finely ground mélange prepared from radiation dust, moist subterranean sporogenous tissues, and Mutant skin polyps — is the rage among decadent townies trafficking in post-apocalyptic turpitude.

[sgt.null]

Justification for Null to release Kafka in his desperate bid to regain a foothold in the battle.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Killborough and Murdershire, far from being at the low-ebb of human values, are twin-cities renowned as relatively ebullient oases gracing the harrowing gauntlet of Route 666.

[sgt.null]

Lords of Hellfire litter the landscape

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Micromutants live, breathe, and breed in our bloodstreams. We're all carriers now.

[sgt.null]

Neo-Cosmonauts fester and erupt