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Sexy body.
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tool!
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Up your ass, thats where you should file it.
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varmint, i'm getting my shotgun!
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Well, I'm about to choke you now.
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I saw these in little cartoon type things in an art exhibition yesterday:

"So... if I don't stop not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?"

"I'm thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off would that get me?"
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x employee, that's what you are going to be!
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x employee, that's what you are going to be!
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yes, i did piss in the coffee, why?
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(Skipping Z)

A shootgun in the face, that's what you deserve, you utter git, you dare to fire Moi?!
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Believe me, you do not want to follow me into the bathroom!
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Can't stand you at all, you sicken my you burger eating bas-...
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damn, i should have warned you about that.
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Ergo, I have to kill you, and eat your food.
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F*ck your cheap job! I've just won the national lottery!
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:lol: Kerb.

Get this job, and shove it up your ass.
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Hello welcome to Mc Donaldsons may I
take your order :)
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I've always wanted to say this to you, but was was afraid until now, but your armpit stinks, and further, I am ceasing my employment as of now, without notice. I wish you great success in finding a replacement!
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Bustedviens wrote:Hello welcome to Mc Donaldsons may I
take your order :)
heh. :)

Jackass, I want you to go and give me a raise.
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Kiss my narrow, hairy, lillywhite ass.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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