Krispy Kreme's new Summertime Kale Kollection is a tasty way to add extra excitement — and extra folate! — to your deep-fried cake routine.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
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Krispy Kreme's new Summertime Kale Kollection is a tasty way to add extra excitement — and extra folate! — to your deep-fried cake routine.
Krispy Kreme's new Summertime Kale Kollection is a tasty way to add extra excitement — and extra folate! — to your deep-fried cake routine.
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Omninutritive Kale is a precious Supergreen. All by its lonesome, it's a balanced diet. Yer daily-dose-of-everything in one mighty leaf.
Omninutritive Kale is a precious Supergreen. All by its lonesome, it's a balanced diet. Yer daily-dose-of-everything in one mighty leaf.
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Questioning anyone who so much as looks at Kale wrong.
Questioning anyone who so much as looks at Kale wrong.
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Salubriousness of Kale, all by its lonesome, doesn't explain the allure of the leaf. Howzabout the pure sensory sumptuousness aroused by the Green God? Now we're getting closer.
Salubriousness of Kale, all by its lonesome, doesn't explain the allure of the leaf. Howzabout the pure sensory sumptuousness aroused by the Green God? Now we're getting closer.
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Tryin' hard to quit Kale. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm hooked.
Tryin' hard to quit Kale. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm hooked.
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Underminers of Kale, in their long march through our institutions, have eroded the hallowed leaf's cultural cachet and weakened our national fiber. Cellulose fiber, that is.
Underminers of Kale, in their long march through our institutions, have eroded the hallowed leaf's cultural cachet and weakened our national fiber. Cellulose fiber, that is.
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Votaries of Kale seek the elusive face of His Leafiness in ecstatic transports of vegetative bliss.
Votaries of Kale seek the elusive face of His Leafiness in ecstatic transports of vegetative bliss.
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Wilted Kale, often served adulterously alongside Non-Kale items, is a dietary choice best suited to Padawans, convalescents, and other weaklings unable to bear the full-force of Kale's theurgic potencies.
Wilted Kale, often served adulterously alongside Non-Kale items, is a dietary choice best suited to Padawans, convalescents, and other weaklings unable to bear the full-force of Kale's theurgic potencies.
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Xpecting Kale, and having those xpectations rudely and brutally dashed by some simpering non-Kale comestible.
Xpecting Kale, and having those xpectations rudely and brutally dashed by some simpering non-Kale comestible.
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Yearning for the Golden Age of Greens and the reign of Good King Kale.
Yearning for the Golden Age of Greens and the reign of Good King Kale.
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Zoup has got no zing without a heaping helping of that green, leafy thing!
Zoup has got no zing without a heaping helping of that green, leafy thing!
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Bulbous, bald and misshapen Dream-Clowns weave dreary dirges for Salad Days Gone By.
Bulbous, bald and misshapen Dream-Clowns weave dreary dirges for Salad Days Gone By.
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Crunching kale is always good for your strength and vitality. 
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Derping-without-end is the inevitable outcome awaiting the terminally deKalcified.
Derping-without-end is the inevitable outcome awaiting the terminally deKalcified.